Episode Report Card Demian: D+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT "Your Phoebe's So Ugly..."
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.30.2005
P3. Tonight's guest testicles arrive via the D.J.'s turntable, thank God, so it's quickly over to the Manor Moron's private alcove, where Piper and her flabby grandma arms chat with mouthy Raige for a bit about their entirely unimportant Issues Of The Week, before Phoebe arrives with a pair of Perrier bottles to drop the following bomb: She's headed back to Berkeley for her "graduate degree." The jokes just write themselves, don't they? So you'll have no problem inserting your own at this juncture, right? Good. Raige greets this oh-so-welcome news with yet another dire warning about Pepper Anderson. Way to kill the mood, Raige. Phoebe goggles, because she's an idiot. Who will nevertheless have a Ph.D. in Social/Personality Psychology by the end of the season, despite the fact that it's a fucking four-year program. I hate this show.
Meanwhile, over at Trudeau Memorial, formerly Andy's House Of Beef, formerly The Loneliest Precinct House In The World, some random detective barges into Pepper Anderson's office to inform her of the judge's suspicious disappearance. Which happened THIRTY MINUTES AGO AT MOST. This fucking show. Random detective leaves as quickly as he'd arrived, and a pensive Pepper pores over a stack of S.F.P.D. files labeled "Halliwell." DUN!
Also: DONE! For this week, at any rate. Next up: Mangy Jesus returns, only he's not quite as mangy as we remember. In fact, Wes Ramsey looks so much like the clean-cut WeHo go-go boy waitron he played in Latter Days that I might have to start referring to Piper's eldest as Sodomite Jesus. See you in Hell!