Episode Report Card Demian: D+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT "Your Phoebe's So Ugly..."
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.30.2005
Manor. Nonexistent Attic. The Dolt paces around worriedly as Raige and Piper calmly prepare the necessary potion and spell. Mitch super-speeds into the room and, panting a bit, giddily admits that Phoemara's "pretty pissed." Raige playfully accepts the Phlock of hair and drops it into the smoking copper pot on the table, whereupon the potion erupts in a far smaller explosion than the one we saw earlier. Phoemara squiggles into the nonexistent room to make with the menacing and such, but Piper and Raige ignore her entirely in favor of reading the following aloud from the slip of paper Piper holds in her hand:
Lock of hair completes our goal
To help us reclaim our sister's soul:
Banish this demon, spare no pain --
Bring Phoebe back from the Ghostly Plane!
Phoemara, by the way, tossed an FBOD at the gals during the middle of all that, but Piper quite casually flicked out a Hand that sent the thing bursting backwards in Phoemara's direction, apparently knocking the latter to the carpet, for when we next see Phoemara, she's pretty much cowering on the floor as Imara's black infernal essence emerges from Phoebe's body. Imara's essence billows up towards the ceiling for a bit, where it's met by Phoebe's soul returning from...wherever. Phoebe's soul reunites with its body, and Phoebe snaps open her eyes in time to watch Imara's essence shriek and wail its way through the floorboards on its way to The Waste Land. "You okay?" Raige queries after the howling is done. "No, I am not okay!" Phoebe shrills, leaping to her feet to advance upon her sisters. "How could you not know that thing was inside me?" she demands. "Don't start with me!" Piper cringes in mock terror, before Phoebe notes Mitch's presence in the nonexistent room and promptly horns up. "Who's he?" she twinkles, instantly flooding her panties. Raige makes the necessary introductions. "He's cute!" Phoebe doofs. "She's baa-aack!" Raige and Piper chime in unison. Wah. Wah. Waaaaaaaah. Mitch, in that instant, realizes his true orientation and super-speeds to the nearest payphone to ring me up, because that tantalizing mechanic's ass of his has really been needing to CALL ME ever since this dreary episode began.
All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me, and boring! Elise Rothman, temporarily sans her Dick, enters Phoebe's office with the delightful news that Phoebe's managed to get another employee fired. Yep, Elise shitcanned the shrink because he told one lie after another about Phoebe hitting on him and relinquishing control of her column's content and you ladies can end this scene anytime you feel like it, okay? I mean, don't let the nine pages of dialogue you've yet to deliver stand in your way. And...scene. Thank you!