Episode Report Card Demian: F | 3 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Hippie Bitches
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.10.2004
Manor. Raige begs Stupid Fucking Talent-Free Patrick Cassidy to bust Piper and Phoebe out of jail. He blows her off. Douche. Ludicrously Young Grams arrives with a basket full of Mystical Crysticals for her guests to bless and disperse about the Manor, in order to ward off possible demonic attacks. Scrawny Robin looks guilty and disappears upstairs. Suspicious Stupid Fucking Talent-Free Patrick Cassidy follows her with his eyes and mutters something dumb to Raige. Scene.
Flash to the present. Grams, Big Gay Chris, and the Dolt muddle their collective way through a Spooge battle plan as the dead-eyed Doltine Psycho stares at his bottle, which rests just out of his reach on a nearby table. The Psycho stretches out one of his murderous hands and silently summons the thing with his orbing telekinesis. The Mighty Spooge, of course, immediately shoots out of a nearby wall to spatter The Doltine Psycho. The Dolt, alerted to the danger by Chris's last-minute shout of "NO!," snatches his Psycho out of the crib, and The Spooge attacks a lamp as the three adults flee the room. Electricity does not agree with The Spooge, evidently, for it zots and sizzles a bit before retreating into the wall. Grams, Big Gay Chris, and the Dolt scamper down the main stairs as the enraged Spooge rampages through the ceiling above them, showering them with chunks of plaster and whatnot. Once the enraged Spooge has calmed itself a bit, Chris whispers for the Dolt to remove The Doltine Psycho from the Manor. The Dolt cautiously approaches the front door and reaches for the knob. Just then, The Spooge slimes its way up the exterior of the Manor, casting an eerie greenish glow on the Dolt's face.
Flash to the past. Piper and Phoebe, weary of prison life, decide to try casting a spell on the paunchy guard. Dorian Gregory is contractually obliged to say something stupid when he overhears their plan. Sigh. Piper approaches the bars of the cell, and wings the following:
Come to me to be seduced.
I have a girl to introduce.
Fall for her: You can't resist her.
Trust me, mister -- she's my sister.
The paunchy guard glows white and leches over to the Feebs. "You know what I think is really hot?" she asks him, all teeth and lip gloss. "A guy in a cage. Why don't you come in here with me?" The paunchy guard eagerly consents. Once inside, Phoebe orders him to remove his uniform, which she then passes to Dorian Gregory, who was contractually obliged to say something stupid when the paunchy guard took off his shirt. Dorian Gregory, in paunchy clothing, is to lead the ladies to freedom, though how he's going to get past the other cops with Pam Grier's hair is beyond me.