Episode Report Card Demian: F | 3 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT Hippie Bitches
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.10.2004
Flash to the present. The Mighty Spooge is splintering the basement door. The gals materialize in time for Raige -- and Raige alone -- to wing the following:
Drawing on the Power of Three
Destroy this evil entity.
The Mighty Spooge emits a high-pitched squeal along with vast amounts of sickly green light, and dissolves. Piper inquires as to the health of her sociopathic infant, who is presently resting on the sun porch. He needs to preserve his strength for that soon-to-be-dead P.A., remember? The gals then worry about Grams. The Dolt sadly notes that "she didn't make it." Before I start ranting about yet another continuity error, a non-hippie yet smoky-from-the-vanquish Grams emerges from the cellar to verbally bitch-slap the Dolt for his stupidity with, "Nonsense! You can't kill an old war horse like me. I'm already dead." Big Gay Chris beams with delight, and I fall in love all over again. Or rather, I will fall in love all over again after he does something about that damn hair. Raige affably busts the Dolt's chops for his Groovy past, rather than planting one of Grams's go-go boots up his massive ass for his absolutely inexcusable behavior in 1967. Big Gay Chris looks plenty skeeved at the idea of a Dolt hippie. Try recapping it, hon. Piper heads off to look in on her weeny psychopath as Grams compliments the boys on a job well done. She even gives Big Gay Chris a friendly shoulder thumping with her fist. Pretty, pretty Chris averts his pretty, pretty eyes bashfully. Aw. The Dolt looks smug. Shut it, jackhole.
The Prue Halliwell Memorial Bimbo Boudoir Of Paisley Tit Slings And Other Fashion Atrocities, currently occupied by The Doltine Psycho, and I really hope Phoebe and Raige move back into the Manor, because that shit's just too much to type. Besides, I had grown rather fond of The Patricia Campbell Hearst Commemorative Child-Care Nook. Stockholm Syndrome? I'd love some! Anywho, Phoebe and Raige enter to confirm with Piper that Grams has left the building, but not before she bawled them both out for leaving the Manor. She did, however, finally offer them her blessing, though she elicited promises from Phoebe and Raige that they keep in better touch with Piper and continue practicing their magic. Piper's none too pleased with this development, but she masks it well. She's also photographed from the chest up throughout this denouement in order to hide the fact that Holly Marie Combs is, by now, fifty-four months pregnant. A group hug follows before Raige orbs Phoebe back to Hong Kong.