Episode Report Card Demian: C | 178 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The First)
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2003.05.11
Back on earth, a grievously injured woman slowly dies in the middle of a clearing as a dizzy blonde in a peasant blouse orbs in to apply the tingly touch. Unfortunately, the dizzy blonde neglects to notice the tacky, fiberglass-and-papier-mâché "statue" of a gentleman in tingly-touch position off to the side. Boobarella steps into the clearing, attracts Peasant's attention with her painfully obvious Kentucky accent, and petrifies Peasant Blouse with a glare. No, seriously. Boobarella's eye flare up, and Peasant Blouse turns into stone. Or fiberglass coated with papier mâché. Whatever. Boobarella stares into the camera for a very long moment before the scene cuts back to Antarctica. Boobarella spins in with the tacky statues to find Bogtrotter and Bitch Tits waiting for her. Bitch Tits is most displeased that Boobarella managed to score a mere two petrified Whitelighters, but Boobarella placates him by stroking one of his terrifying pectorals. Yeesh. Meanwhile, Bogtrotter keeps yammering about "taking revenge on [their] captors," and I know that's not the best way to phrase that particular sentiment, but then again, what the hell do I care? None of these three are going to live to see the end of the episode, so instead of all this speechifying, do you think it would be possible for them to hurry things along? Please? Jesus. Boobarella convinces Bitch Tits that he and Bogtrotter should suck the orbs out of the papier mâché Whitelighters and use the purloined power to capture a third for her. Bogtrotter and Bitch Tits agree, and cross to fling jazz hands at the statues, thereby commencing with the orb-sucking. Once the orbs have transferred into the boys, the "statues" crumble to CGI dust.