Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
Spencer notices the sheet music to the song that was just playing in Hanna's ear, but before she can remark on it, she gets dripped on by blood out of the ceiling, because Ravenswood has no off switch.
Emily: "What are the chances that that's blood?"
Liars: The chances are pretty good that it's blood actually.
Spencer disappears during the sound of Alison screaming and then yelling, "They'll find out. My friends know I'm here!"
Meanwhile, Hanna is still in that darn phone closet -- and not at all as good as the girls usually are at picking locks, here in the witch dimension. But then what happens?
Alison DiLaurentis! Comes right up to the glass, with a real face that is not a mask! Stares at Hanna for a second like maybe she recognizes her, then gets grabbed and thrown aside by Gasmask, who stares in at Hanna in turn. By the time she grabs the old-timey phone to hit him with -- or maybe to creep him out with how haunted it is -- he's gone too. A hand slowly turns the knob... And it's Miranda. We've all been in the same spooky house the whole time!
Miranda greets poor Hanna with a sad smile, as if she knows she's the girl that is about to get dumped by her new BFF Caleb Rivers. But maybe she's just sad because she witness Gasmask kill Alison for the 87th time. Or maybe she's sad because she was hoping it was her Uncle Dad in that phone booth, but she found instead just a bunch of boobs.
Hanna: "Wait, so you live here?"
Miranda: "That's the plan, assuming I can find my uncle. Or I guess also if I can't."
Hanna: "Who else lives here? Ghosts? Mean high school girls? Dead high school girls? A man in a gasmask?"
Miranda: "So far just me. And whoever turned on every light in this entire huge place."
Hanna: "You didn't see my whole nightmare scenario just now? Also, did you do that?"
Miranda: "I wouldn't kill you with a phone booth. I would use my wolf teeth."
Hanna: "Valid. Let's be friends. Friends who get the fuck out of this place."
Miranda: How come you're dressed like Prom Night on the Titanic?
Hanna: "Did you not notice the party going on in that graveyard?"
Miranda: "No, I was busy thinking all kind of wolfy thoughts."
They come down into a room full of coffins, and deal with that for a while. Turns out that's what her uncle does, have coffins in his house. As his job. Miranda spaces out for a second and has a wobbly flashback of this one time her parents died.