Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
Spencer: "Emily, can you change this tire real quick?"
Emily: "Is this because I'm a lesbian?"
Aria: "No, it's because you're the sporty one."
Emily: "Uh, what about Spencer over there? The living embodiment of Heinlein's Competent Man, who just last episode was like, b-dubs I am also a wizard."
Liars: "Are you saying you can't change a tire?"
Emily: "No, of course I can change a tire. I'm just feeling bitchy because I'm hungry and I almost got eaten by a house and because ghosts are the worst and this town is the worst and I gotta get out of this boob dress."
Miranda: "Okay, you guys have fun in the real world where the sun comes out and people aren't hypnotized and there aren't ravens all over the place. I'll just sit tight here and wonder about my grave."
Hanna: "Miranda, come with us. This place is bullshit."
Miranda: "You just bring people home with you?"
Hanna: "Lol. How do you think I got Caleb to go out with me? Providing shelter to confused orphan reincarnated witchwolves is like, what I am all about. Plus, did you forget how fucked up and horrible it is in that house? Gross."
Caleb: "Good luck with living in the witch dimension, then."
Hanna: "Here's a hug, and feel free to visit Rosewood any time the planetary conjunction permits it."
Hanna: "Actually, would you mind just getting the hell off my TV show and sticking around here to take care of that random girl? You can always come back when it works out, or if it doesn't."
Caleb: "Sure, that makes total sense."
Hanna: Cool, so we're done here. Later."
On her way to the car, Hanna finally gets a glimpse of the small redcoats. One of them is a kid and the other one is a little person, so I was half right. They do not stab her, though, so that's good.
Spencer: "Well, there's no spare anyway so you can put your lesbianism away."
Hanna: "Hey guys, I randomly told Caleb to go away and he did."
Liars: "Sure, that makes total sense. I wish we had found Alison and she was alive."
A scary car drives up on them, full brights, and then a tiny sexy stick figure of a person gets out and comes toward them in a way that is less menacing and more like the end of Close Encounters.
Ezra: "Aria, why won't you answer your phone? I have been everywhere but here all night! Let me take you ladies home since you have a flat tire and my car can cross dimensional portals."