Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
Caleb: "Did you even tell your uncle that you are coming?"Miranda: "Don't worry about it, kid. You need to mind your own if this is going to work. If you really want to do something helpful, why not call Hanna's voicemail a hundred more times?"
GRAVEYARD
Aria: "Did somebody push you in this grave, princess girl? Like that other guy?"
Princess Girl: "No, it was not that other guy. He is my cousin."
Cousin Boy: "...Are you falling in graves again? That is so you."
Aria: "Hey, do you guys hate the shit out of Ravenswood too?"
Cousin Boy: "Yeah, it makes me feel like I want to cry."
Aria: "Next time instead of yanking on a girl's ankle you could say something like, Help me, I fell in this dang grave or something like that. Speak up, maybe. I nearly kicked you in the face! Which would suck for you, now that my body is a weapon."
Spencer: "Emily, how did you lose both Aria and Hanna?"
Emily: "It was The Grunwald! She's not fooling! She was acting thugged out!"
Aria: "Where did you guys go when I was chasing that princess around?"
Hanna: "I was chasing little people in red coats, waiting for them to stab me! I gotta see their faces!"
Liars: "I guess we need to try harder to stick together. It's just very difficult in this misty graveyard with random princesses grabbin' you and old ladies getting psychic on you."
Aria: "I think Lance Corporal isn't Boardshorts, just Princess Girl's Cousin Boy."
Liars: "I hate this fucking witch town."
Hanna: "I can't quit talking about those two little people in the red coats. It reminds me of something but I can't remember what."
DON'T LOOK NOW
But here is Redcoat herself, running through a graveyard like always, fairly shouting, "Hey, follow me into this mausoleum where it is even creepier!"
So of course they do. But when they get in there, she's gone! A secret dimension inside the witch dimension inside the regular dimension! Plus a commercial where Chris Hemsworth tries to make you think Thor 2 has something to do with Ravenswood. Not as fun or as tricky as when they have people doing it the other way, like if they were like, "The Grunwald has crazy powers and so do the Norse Gods! Here's Meg Foster to say some weird things about Thor."