Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
OUTSIDE
Finally free, Miranda's standing around when Caleb comes around a corner, and they're happy to see each other but Miranda's like, "I do have an update about my uncle, but first of all your girl needs a hug." Hanna -- staring off into the graveyard, not trying to get bars on her phone I guess -- comes running up and into his arms, and it's super sweet. But you can tell by the music they don't have long.
Caleb: "Where is everybody? I've been wandering around this whole time."
Hanna: "Uh, I have no idea where the Liars are, and I believe Alison is alive and being held captive and possibly also creepin' around that mansion over there."
Caleb: "This place is bonkers. Have you met Miranda?"
INSIDE
Aria and Emily backtrack to the greenhouse room, where Spencer is still out of it. They flip out for a while, and then she wakes up just in time for them to all hear more muffled screaming. It's got to be a recording or something, right? You can't have fake Ali running around being possibly real Ali, and then also blurting out this stuff at regular intervals.
CRYPTS
Hanna: "I know it doesn’t look like it, but this is a false wall in the necropolis that leads to a tunnel that goes into Miranda's house, where I just escaped from."
Caleb: "Let me help you move that weird statue around..."
Miranda: "Or you could just come use the door like we just did, or hey wait... Why is my grave down here with my picture on it?"
Yep. The gravestone of Miranda Collins, covered in ivy, with a portrait of her right on there. I guess that's what the "Five Will Rise" thing they keep putting onscreen is about. I guess Caleb and Miranda and Princess and Cousin are all uh, reincarnated World War I witchwolves together. Guess that's how Ravenswood is gonna go. Maybe that should have been our first guess.
UPSTAIRS
They get closer to the sounds of Alison, but when they finally come around the corner, it's just an old-timey reel-to-reel of her screaming, of course, because she is dead and thus is not currently being tortured in a haunted mansion.
But then they are surprised also by The Grunwald, who -- guess what -- immediately starts in on them like "You shouldn't be in here!" The Grunwald does not like you anywhere. The Grunwald wants you at home. The Grunwald could not have been clearer on this point, frankly.