Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
Liars: "It is true that we are flying blind the majority of the time."A pretty blonde in a silly princess dress joins him, and they look bothered together. I guess they are also Ravenswood characters, based on how they are the only people so far in Ravenswood that don't look like Charles Addams drew them.
Spencer: "I am going to spy on them, don't get killed."
Aria: "Or we'll go bother them while you're trying to spy."
Hanna: "Meanwhile, I am going to interrogate those ten-year-old sized people for wearing red coats. If I can just chase them around long enough to get a look at their faces."
Emily: "Meanwhile I am just going to loiter. I'm glad we're all able to keep formation for more than one second at a time."
The Grunwald: "You need to take your goddamn ADD meds. What did I just tell you? Get the hell out of here!"
Emily: "Sorry, The Grunwald. We decided to ignore your soothsaying due to that not actually being a thing in real life."
KNIGHT BUS
Miranda tries to gank the sleepy creep's Fritos, but he catches her, so she runs back to Caleb. Awakened, the man doesn't seem creepy at all, just like a sad ogre finally making his way back home to Ravenswood after a long journey. I would probably sit down near him if I saw him making that sad ogre face, and try to get into whatever is going on with him, because he looks like he needs attention and/or the care of a stranger. You never know who you might meet on the Knight Bus. Could be a sad ogre, could be your next lawn guy.
GRAVEYARD
Following the princess chick I think, Aria stomps her way into the tombs away from the main party, hearing bumps in the nights, and then a hand! Grabs her! It is not mushrooms this time! It is a full-on hand attached to a person on one end, and Aria on the other! Snatchin' and grabbin'!
Aria: "Oh my goodness, what if something were to happen to me?"
KNIGHT BUS
Caleb yells at Hanna's voicemail for not answering his call, and Miranda wonders about the viability of their relationship. Caleb scoffs, because he doesn't yet know this bus is taking him to an entirely different television show.
Caleb: "I'm a grump because, why did I let Hanna go there? To the witch dimension?"
Miranda: "You need to chill. At worst, we all escape together back into the real world."