Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
The Grunwald: "I guess you found that tunnel, huh?"
Liars: "Is this your creepy house? That makes sense."
The Grunwald: "No, I am just like the Argus Filch of it. Only instead of a shitty mean cat, I have these amazing eyeballs."
Emily: "And this is the room where you do séances and act ridiculous, huh?"
The Grunwald: "Yeah. That tape you were listening to is from Ali times. It was stolen six months ago, and now... OMG."
Emily: "What? Are you having an ESP?"
The Grunwald: "Yeah. One of you is boning Ali's Killer. How crazy is that?"
Spencer: "Uh, do I count? Because Toby didn't kill Alison. That was like an entire season of this show already. And he's barely A! I mean yes, he regularly is A, but it's just only ever barely."
Aria: "I'm so sure. Ezra would look ridiculous in board shorts, or in fact shorts of any kind. He is a full-pant kind of guy."
Emily: "...FML."
OUTSIDE
Miranda: "Hey, remember Sad Ogre? Well apparently his name was Bert Ambrose."
Caleb: "How do you know that?"
Miranda: "Because of this flyer for his funeral I just found a minute ago."
Caleb: "But he was eating Fritos! Ghosts don't get to eat Fritos. It's part of why they're so pissed."
Miranda: "I'm just glad he got a classy sendoff. He seemed sweet, for an ogre."
Caleb: "This is the kind of shit that happens on the Knight Bus. I knew it. I'm glad you didn't eat those ghostly Fritos, dude."
Miranda: "Stop talking about the fucking Fritos! It's been like two hours, I'm still starving."
Caleb: "Okay, maybe it's twins? There's always twins on this show."
Miranda: "Specifically it says that he has no living relatives."
Caleb: "So far this is not compelling enough for me to ditch my girlfriend and move here, but it's getting closer, I'm not gonna lie. Hope we don't find a gravestone with me on it."
Hanna: "Okay all the living Liars are okay and headed back to the car, but I'm sad to report that our dead friend is nowhere to be found."
Caleb: "That is sad in a way, but in another way it makes a kooky kind of sense."
MAIN STREET
Liars: "Fuck you, Ravenswood!"
A tire has been flattened. They can't run off with those costumes on, they can't get back to the real world. If only they had Shana's car that can travel dimensions whether it's got flats or not.