Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT To Any Port or Foreign Shore
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.22.2013
Ezra calls: "Hey Aria, what's goin' on?"
Spencer: "Don't tell him anything important."
Aria: "I can't talk about your problems right now, buddy. I am running around a graveyard dressed like Downton Abbey."
Ezra: "That's weird, I'm lurking nearby dressed like a WWI soldier, just like in the A-Tag of the finale. Be careful, okay? At least until I can murder everybody."
KNIGHT BUS
Caleb, rule number one of the Knight Bus is don't fall asleep on the Knight Bus. You will never shake the cobwebs and secrets out of that lustrous hair now! But who is next to him all of a sudden? Sitting right there even though the whole bus is empty?
Miranda: "I'm Miranda. I'm cute as a button, with the short hair of a gal who makes her own rules. I'm going to be your main buddy in Ravenswood in about an hour, so we should get to know each other now. First, give me food."
Caleb: "Never eat on the Knight Bus!"
Miranda: "It's all ladyfingers and pomegranate seeds anyway."
Caleb: "Why are you sitting next to me?"
Miranda: "I'm not sittin' next to that creep back there, and I'm starving, so I thought I would just sit here until you woke up and then bug you."
Caleb: "I am not feeling very friendly. I am a grumpy puppy."
Miranda: "Too bad for you, because I am feeling chatty as hell. Are you also being drawn back to Ravenswood for mysterious, mystical reasons? I have some kind of uncle."
Caleb: "I also have some kind of uncle. The dad kind.* Are you running away?"
Miranda: "Suddenly less chatty."
*(Amazingly, he actually does say this, almost verbatim, a few scenes from now. I thought about taking it out, but I want to document every time Ravenswood enters the world through my dreaming or waking mind, so that the eventual Lovecraftian inquest into my disappearance will have all the clues it might need.)
GRAVEYARD
Emily: "This doesn't seem like Ali's kind of party..."
Spencer: "Perhaps it is Grunwald-related. Or maybe she just likes Ravenswood?"
Aria: "Check out that blond cutie in the vintage uniform! Perhaps he is A. Or Boardshorts."
Hanna: "Yes, because A is going to be someone we've never met, as opposed to everyone we've ever met."
Spencer: "Maybe he was buds with Alison in her secret life, though. Or maybe he's part of the B-Team. You never know with this show."