Episode Report Card Demian: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT We'll have an old-fashioned wedding.
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2002.03.14
Hell. The Sole smashes Coolio through a wall. Coolio is outraged. He ain't never crossed a witch that didn't deserve it. Besides, he was only doing what D'Eartha asked of him. This is tiresome, and Coolio cannot act. Long story short, The Sole warns Coolio to leave Phoebe alone and hurls a Flaming Ball Of Death into his chest. Coolio dissolves into a pile of dirt, and God help me, the pile of dirt is the better actor. "Stay down until I call for you," orders The Sole. He then turns to snarl at D'Eartha. What in hell made her unearth a Lazarus Demon? D'Eartha remains unapologetic. The Sole needs a way to disrupt the white wedding, as well as a way to lure Phoebe into a cemetery for the dark one. What better dark demonic force to accomplish both goals than Coolio? Wow. That sounds asinine, doesn't it? And yet it is true. The Sole and D'Eartha hiss and scratch at each other over The Sole's ability to resist the pull of Cole's love for Phoebe. When The Sole wonders if D'Eartha is questioning his capacity to function as the new Source, D'Eartha tellingly replies, "You inherited the world's evil. I'll follow that anywhere." Oh, D'Eartha. Fill up any old schmuck with the world's evil, and you're flat on your back with your legs wide open for him -- is that it? Take my previous advice and suck up the world's evil for yourself. Then you won't have to worry about petty little problems like, oh, every goddamned plotline involving Phoebe and Cole. What is the matter with you, woman?