Episode Report Card Demian: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT We'll have an old-fashioned wedding.
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2002.03.14
Attic. Piper pages diligently through the Book of Shadows, Raige patiently stitches away at the wedding dress, and Phoebe pouts in the corner with her panties in a regal wad. The Dolt orbs on in with The Sole. Phoebe bleats that The Sole shouldn't be there, but he insisted on returning to the Manor when the Dolt informed him of Piper's "urgent" call for assistance. Phoebe bitches briefly about Raige's purported mistake before the Dolt interrupts to ask Piper about the latest demon attack. Piper's found Coolio's entry, which identifies him as a "rare high-level demon with telekinetic powers." The Sole is surprised to hear that a Lazarus Demon found its way into the Manor. As the gang natters away at each other, the low-down gangsta dirt eddies up from the carpet. The Sole approaches Piper, asking, "Has he resurrected yet?" Cue Coolio. Raige notices him first and shouts a warning to Piper and the Dolt. Coolio pimp-smacks them across the room with a little TK. Raige hurriedly summons a sofa into position just in time to break Piper's fall. The Dolt, however, slams right into the floorboards. Heh. Coolio's puckering his lips again. I suppose this is the extent of his range as an actor. Good thing he still has that day job to fall back on. Then again, maybe he activates his telekinesis through those lips of his, as they appear to send a chandelier crashing down onto Phoebe's head. Piper rises to blow Coolio up, but he blows out of there before she gets a chance.
The Dolt scuttles across the floor to administer the tingly touch to Phoebe's battered skull. It's a shame he doesn't heal the Phoebangs while he's at it. ("Phoebangs" is the property of Ayla123 from the boards, by the way.) I know Phoebe's new hairstyle made its debut in the last episode, but it didn't become a nuisance until this one. The Phoebangs look like Alyssa Milano got hammered on Mad Dog and started hacking away at her hair with a pair of rusty pinking shears. Either that, or there was a little "incident" involving Lin Milano's setting lotion, if you follow what I'm saying. The tingly touch takes hold, and Phoebe presently regains consciousness. She groans as The Sole and the Dolt pull her to her feet. Piper warns that Coolio is certain to attack again. The entry in the BoS reveals that Lazarus Demons grow in strength the longer they've been out of their graves. The gang wonders briefly who would have unearthed Coolio and sent him after the Ps the night before Phoebe's wedding. Raige's opinion on the matter? A person or persons unknown wants to prevent the ceremony from happening. She reveals the identical results of her tarot readings, and wonders why The Sole didn't inform Phoebe after witnessing the first reading after the rehearsal dinner. The Sole blathers something about true love conquering all. This satisfies the Feebs. Piper proposes that she and Raige take turns on "demon watch" that evening so Phoebe can get some rest. Raige, attempting to mend their somewhat damaged relationship, offers Phoebe some of her "aromatherapy" to help Phoebe sleep. Piper announces that they have a plan, and the Ps plus the Dolt exit the attic. The Sole stands alone, staring ominously.