Episode Report Card Demian: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT We'll have an old-fashioned wedding.
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2002.03.14
Manor dining room. The rehearsal dinner seems to be winding down as the Ps, The Sole, the Dolt, Darryl, and Daddy Dearest snicker and guffaw amongst themselves over some wedding-related nonsense or another. This is the first time we've seen Daddy Dearest since The Late Lamented's funeral, by the way. He's jovial and amiable and giving the general impression that he's having a good time. I'm assuming he and Raige hashed out whatever issues they might have had with each other off-camera, because this episode is All About Phoebe. Pity. The Sole asks for quiet, and rises to his feet to present Darryl and the Dolt with their groomsmen's gifts. He calls the boys "two fine gentlemen," and admits that he chose them for the task because they're the only guys he knows. Snerk. The gifts are engraved Titleist Pro V1 brand golf balls. Ew. Darryl's delighted. The Dolt is despondent, for he does not golf. Daddy Dearest offers to take the Dolt's balls off his hands, and I refuse to comment on that. Phoebe retrieves the bridesmaids' gift baskets from a side table and presents them to Piper and Raige. The gifts include bonsai trees "for balance and harmony," and something called a dream catcher. Raige's basket also contains a new tarot deck, for which she is most grateful, as her current deck is a bit worn from use. I suppose I'll have to take her word for that, as we've never seen her give a tarot reading before on this show. The phone rings, and Phoebe's left Fun Bag drags her away from the table to answer it. Darryl and Daddy Dearest head to the front porch to smoke cigars while Piper and the Dolt dart over to the dessert table to scarf down some chocolate.