Episode Report Card Demian: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT We'll have an old-fashioned wedding.
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2002.03.14
Locker room. Phoebe and The Sole stumble in just as Coolio smacks up the Dolt with a little TK. Phoebe advances on Coolio as Piper struggles to rise to her feet. Coolio raises an armchair above his head in order to brain Phoebe with it. The Sole cries, "Stop!" Coolio stands there like an idiot with the chair hovering somewhere above his puckered lips. Piper takes this opportunity to blow him up. Coolio dissolves into a dirt pile on the plush carpeting. Phoebe immediately asks for InvisiRaige. No one can locate her in the locker room ruins -- not even the Dolt. He can't "get a read on her," which means "her heart must have stopped beating." The Sole spots a puddle of blood slowly pooling outwards from an unseen source on the flooring near the windows. The Dolt hops on over and applies the tingly touch to the air above the bloodstain. The Impressive Clergyman bursts into the locker room with Darryl to demand, "What the hell is going on in here?" "That's it!" Phoebe wails, tearing the veil from her head. "The wedding is off! Tell everyone to get out of here -- go!" She shoves the priest and the cop outside and slams the door behind them. Piper, The Sole, and the Dolt stare at Phoebe as she pants and gasps and blinks her way into the commercial.