Episode Report Card Demian: C- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT We'll have an old-fashioned wedding.
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 2002.03.14
Our Lady Of The Dead Heathers. Aftermath. Piper paces down the aisle from the altar with her cell phone pressed to her ear, instructing the caterer to drop both the food and the bill off at the Manor. Phoebe stands next to The Sole, bundled in a coat, bitching about the disaster that is her life. Piper asks Raige if she's feeling any better. A very visible yet still naked Raige admits from the depths of a blanket that she's "still a little shaky." The Dolt opines that they're all lucky to be alive. Raige wonders why Coolio stopped what he was doing when The Sole ordered him to do so. The Sole slyly supposes that Coolio was merely startled someone had the nerve to yell at him. Together, the gang surmises that Raige is now visible because the Eeevil magic worked its intended effect. The wedding was canceled; therefore, the demonic need for outbreaks of acne and enlarged gowns and invisibility vanished. Piper makes mention of the dust pile also known as Coolio. The Sole offers to bury it in a nearby cemetery. Piper objects, noting that, should the freeze she cast on Coolio's remains wear off before Cole can get him in the ground, Cole "will be as defenseless as a cat toy." The Ps plus the Dolt insist on accompanying him. "Fine by me," says The Sole, though it's clear he's lying.
The Third-Hardest-Working Cemetery In Show Business. It's slipped a bit in the rankings since last season. The Sole's found a promising grave from the early years of the last century, and he shoves a spade into the soil. The Dolt joins him in the digging as the Ps stand off to one side. Piper tries to comfort a pouting Phoebe by reminding her that it took a couple of tries before she and the Dolt managed to get hitched. All they have to do for Phoebe is determine what sort of Eeevil tossed the wrench into the day's proceedings, and why. Raige has an idea. Why don't they ask Coolio? The Sole becomes visibly agitated at this suggestion. Raige dumps the Coolidust onto the ground over The Sole's objections. "Phoebe, please," The Sole begs. "I'm asking you not to do this. For me." "I can't believe you don't want to know," she counters. Piper twists her hand over the Coolidust, and Coolio presently appears before them. Still with the puckered lips. Is this a permanent condition for the man? "Who resurrected you?" Phoebe demands. Lengthy pause. "Ax him!" Coolio shouts, shooting an accusatory finger at The Sole. A lengthy round of startled reaction shots. "You swore I'd never see a cemetery again if I helped you," Coolio continues. "You set me up!" Coolio spills the details of the plot. "Okay, Cole, what is going on?" Phoebe hyperventilates. "Because I gotta tell you that right now I am freaking. Out!" Cole takes a moment, then languidly rolls his eyes. "Ah, what's the point?" he shrugs, tossing aside his shovel. "You already figured it out." He flings an FBOD into Coolio, who dissolves once more for the last time. Phoebe wigs as Piper and Raige huddle around her protectively. The Dolt stands ineffectually off to the side. The Sole morphs down into D'Eartha. Is he now The D'Ole? D'Amn.