Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
MONTGOMERY NUCLEAR
Byron: "...But I hate your friend! I don't like you doing fun things!"
Ella: "Yeah, well, I don't like you fucking undergrads. The only reason I'm having drinks with Noreen in the city is because you're making me drive Aria there to have her date with that little gay fella, and the only reason you're doing that is because you are paranoid and weirdly obsessed with our daughter's sexuality."
Byron: "A fair assessment."
Ella: "I mean, they're nearly adults. Maybe we should just let them take the train into town. Instead of dropping them off at random intersections and then running off to get drunk, I mean. Maybe that's overprotective, us doing that."
Byron: "Well, we will keep doing it until I manage to get Ezra Fitz shipped off to New Orleans, like that will ever, ever happen."
Ella: "I hate so much about the person you choose to be."
ROSEWOOD'S SINGLE STREET
Spencer lurks around town, feeling like a girl with a newfound brother, and checks out the office where Jason occasionally works. It is closed. But a block away, he is standing there buying street meat from a truck, so it worked. And who's that with him?
Maya: "...Anyway, it's been nice catching up ever since we stopped smoking weed."
Jason: "And maybe had a bisexual encounter."
Spencer: "Thank goodness I didn't notice you talking to my best friend's elderly girlfriend for some reason."
Jason: "It is weird that we are related. Hey, how are things going with your dad? Are you still under the impression that he was once capable of being normal?"
Spencer: "I would like to think that my incredibly sketchy father did like one normal thing, yeah. I'm having trouble with it. But whatever, I mean, I'm essentially feral anyway, so it's not a huge thing on my to-do list."
ROSEWOOD'S SINGLE PARK
Jason: "But wait, there's more. I found another secret Ali box, this time under the floorboards of Hilton Head."
Spencer: "Why hide things that stay hid? That's another saying of Alison's. It makes no sense, like most things she liked to say."
Jason: "Okay, well there were love letters in there from your dad to my drunk insane mom, and also fifteen grand was in there."
Spencer: "Where would Ali have gotten that kind of money?"
Jason: "Think about it."
Spencer: "I mean, it's Alison. Prostitution, gun-running, drug-dealing, contract killing, that thing where guys pay you to step on tiny towns..."
Jason: "No, I meant that she was blackmailing our father. About his bastard. Focus, Spencer."