Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
Byron: "Hey, I'm just calling to check up on you. Not even trying to hide it. I am awful. Just as baldly, I will now demand that you let me talk to Holden, so I can be sure he's not Ezra Fitz. What I'm saying is, my daughter is a lying slut. That's what I'm just openly saying to you, Aria. Without a hint of subterfuge."
EXT. ROSEWOOD PD
Hanna: "Playful slap! Your password contains 1105!"
Caleb: "Yeah, that's Guy Fawkes day. I'm a member of Anonym... Oh right, yeah, we fucked. That's why. Playful slap accepted."
Garrett: "And I would have had you meddling kids too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
Hanna: "Let's make out in front of Garrett! That isn't a grody idea for six different reasons, but instead a victory lap!"
Garrett: "Fine. If anybody needs me I'll be masturbating in my car, because as you know, I get off on watching little kids make out. I'll be pretending he's your stepbrother, if you don't mind, while crying into one of Jenna's old merry widows."
THE DIMLY LIT CAVE IN WHICH THE HASTINGS FAMILY DWELLS
Spencer: "Hello? Oh, Jason. Yeah, my dad you're obsessed with still isn't here."
Jason: "I'm actually here to apologize to you."
Spencer: "Oh shit, did you take pictures of me sleeping?"
Jason: "No, I just mean you're right. I wanted Ali to be blackmailing our father because it would simplify things. Not actually, but in terms of emotions."
Spencer: "I feel like I already know what you're going to say before you say it."
Jason: "Yeah, we do get into face-offs kind of often. I suppose it's because we're alike in a lot of ways."
Spencer: "Like how we both clobbered Alison with a hockey stick?"
Jason: "Uh, no. Like we're incredibly intense, suspicious, brilliant and we have identical chins."
Spencer: "I see what you're saying. Oh, that's nice!"
It is. They are sweet. It's lonely to be like that, and now they are less lonely, and even if they don't make a lot of sense to you -- I mean, they make a ton of sense to me, but I am also fairly intense, plus I have that chin too, in a secret hiding place under my beard -- it's still nice to see them sort of puppy-dog knocking into the idea that they have a connection. It's lovely.
Spencer: "Well, now that we're done with that little moment of feelings, I would like your help in finishing what Vivian started, because it could be the solution to this murder mystery. I just need a little trust. Specifically two thousand dollars of trust, in cash."