Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
It is a picture of the three Liars in their candy-stripers' uniforms that time that Emily was juicin' and they went into the morgue and stole all but Page Five of the autopsy report and A WAS IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME UNDER A SHEET PRETENDING TO BE DEAD!
Question 1: Why is this an Ashley problem and not everybody?
Question 2: WTF, Hanna?
Hanna: "Mom, we were bored because Emily's guts were turning inside out and that's kind of boring. So we dared Spencer to go into the morgue, because she is invincible."
Ashley: "And?"
Hanna: "And she was grossed out by the fact that the ME eats at his desk, but that was it. What, you think she'd show human feeling about dead people?"
Ashley: "Valid. I feel like you're lying about some or all of this."
Hanna: "I am. The important thing is that we didn't steal Page Five. We don't even know who did."
Ashley: "If you're not getting run over or killing boys in lakes, you're finding shovels or wrecking weddings or stealing from the dead. It's always something."
Hanna: "I know, and I'm sorry."
Ashley: "Are you kidding? I love it! Who's mommy's little trainwreck?"
Hanna: "...I am."
ELLA!
Ella: "PS, your dad is being an unbelievable tool."
Aria: "What else is new?"
Ella: "Can you give me some information about where you go when we abandon you in the city? Just to cool him down?"
Aria: "Look, we just like it there. They have museums, and street fairs, and other gay stuff only I would like. There's more than just one restaurant..."
HA!
Ella: "Okay, but here's some new information. Holden has a congenital heart defect that is going to kill him in a future episode right before he tells you who A is. So you can understand why his parents are so overprotective as to wonder why we keep driving you kids into Philly and then running off to get drunk and picking you up hours later."
Aria: "That kid is full of fuckin' surprises, isn't he?"
SWIM TEAM VICTORY PARTY!
Liars: "The cops called them down there? Which cops?"
Emily: "The... What? The Timecops, idiot. It was Rosewood PD. What do you even mean?"
Liars: "She meant Garrett and Wilden, duh. But if this was about Alison, wouldn't we all get called down?"
Liars: "That question will just never be answered, will it?"