Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
Hanna: "Page Five, photograph of us in candy-striper outfits, thumb over the nips."
Spencer: "Okay, so what that tells me is that we need to pay off Jonah immediately, because Caleb is going to jail."
Liars: "Okay, where are you going to get two grand?"
Hanna: "My lasagna funds are tapped."
Spencer: "I'm going home. Probably to steal jewelry, like I always do."
Liars: "Why don't you just get it from wherever you got the money to buy back Melissa's ring that time you hocked it? That never got explained."
Spencer: "Neither will this. Farewell."
PHILLY
Holden: "Okay me and my heart condition are off. Seeya!"
Aria: "It was easier when you were just secretly gay and getting beaten at home. This is much rougher. On me, I mean."
Holden: "Your loyalty means the world to me."
Aria: "I'm just going to stand here and watch you walk off to your probable death. Much more dramatic this way."
THE PERMANENT TWILIGHT OF THE HASTINGS ABODE
Peter Hastings: "Spencer, is that you stealing my checkbook?"
Spencer: "Certainly not."
Peter Hastings: "Listen, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about impregnating that lady with a bastard that time. The circumstances are unwieldy to explain, but let's just say that your mother and I were unmarried and she was off at law school, whereas Ken and Jessica were just the hot young newlyweds next door. Shit happened, she got pregnant, they moved to Atlanta for a while and when they came back I had a kid I never knew about."
Spencer: "Why did they come back here? And why did you let his little sister blackmail you?"
Peter Hastings: "I don't know, and that didn't happen. You and Jason have arrived at the wrong conclusion. I never paid them anything. Even that time I committed disbarrable offenses to help Jason was billable."
THE UNENDING DRAMA OF MAYA
Humans: "Emily, this party at your house for our team is so fun! Thanks for inviting us."
Emily: "Yes! Among our people, a party is a social gathering in which people enjoy themselves while celebrating a holiday or recent triumph."
Maya: "I will do everything in my power to shit all over this party, for I am the worst."
Emily: "Yeah, I don't even really get why you're here."
Maya: "Can't we just go somewhere? Away from all these people?"
Emily: "If by these people you mean my party guests, you're even more senile than I thought. Or just really fuckin' rude."