Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
A-TAG SLASH EMILY IS A SUCKA
Emily: "Momentary clarity is over! Maya, please come back to me! I love you! I love you! Well of loneliness! Desperate aching need! Constant craving!"
A: "Man, this girl is damaged goods. And I say this as a psychotic obsessed stalker whose OCD and sense for needless flair would put the Riddler to shame."
NEXT WEEK
Stupid Aria falls off a roof. But since it's this show, she probably falls onto a truck piled with goose-down mattresses intended for the Queen of Spain, and Ezra is probably there, already flexing. Maybe bearing some gluten-free vegan delicacies, like Rocks 'N Straw Stroganoff or Mock-Chocolate Soufflé That Is Actually Just Alternating Layers Of Soil & Shame In A Parfait Glass.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.