Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
BROCASE BRODOWN, PART II
Jason: "I'm pretty sure your dad lied. For if he was not being blackmailed, why did Alison have this money? And more to the point, our father is a liar."
Spencer: "I learned long ago that conspiracy theories, while satisfying in the short term, rarely justify our anger in the end. Just kidding, I totally understand where you're coming from. But in this case I honestly just don't think he was up to anything."
Jason: "This conversation is over! Momentarily."
MEMO TO EMILY RE: MAYA SUCKS
Emily: "Maya, why are you hiding on the porch?"
Maya: "Because I am truly terrible."
Emily: "And what's that cigarette in your mouth?"
Maya: "This show's idea of what a joint looks like."
Emily: "So you kind of still smoke pot, huh?"
Maya: "Yeah, but this time it's more about ruining your party for you."
A CLEVERLY HIDDEN MESSAGE
Caleb: "Hanna, I'm at the police station. I'm in a bit of a hot spot, if you understand what I mean."
Hanna: "This is Hanna Marin you're speaking to. I'll get there eventually."
Caleb: "Hanna, I'm serious. Please just try to remember our one other scene in this episode..."
Cops: "Caleb, get in here and assume the position."
TANG SOO DO
Aria: "On second thought, I'm going to bust a move up into that martial arts demo and try to ruin everything for Holden."
Holden: "Um, why are you here?"
Aria: "My mom says you're going to die or something. So I wanted to stop that from happening. Through the power of staring and judging you silently."
Holden: "It's called an abdominal aortic aneurism, and it's can rupture any time. Even whilst playing Apples To Apples with my nerd parents."
Aria: "So your doctor's medical advice...?"
Holden: "Immaterial. Sometimes what people believe is best for you is not what is actually best for you."
Aria: "Even doctors?"
Holden: "Especially doctors. And that's one to grow on."
Aria: "Holden, don't do this! This is a Tang Soo Don't!"
The championship starts; Aria texts Ezra to tell him she can't make their dirt-tasting hateful date. Holden immediately drops dead.
ROSEWOOD PD
Wilden and Garrett force Caleb to log into his firewall and decode video phones, even after Caleb subtly warns Garrett that -- as he should know by now -- this is going to put him on blast first thing. Garrett still doesn't seem to care. I guess once you've slept with Jenna Thing you become unassailable. Nothing will ever freak you out again.