Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
ROSEWOOD'S SINGLE DINER
Liars: "Let's all act incredibly sketch until that guy shows up, and then 'hide' behind menus so he doesn't notice us eavesdropping."
Jonah: "You must be that person I'm looking for. I can tell by your copy of Lolita."
Aria: "I was just leaving that around so some even older man will come rescue me from the hothouse orchid that is Ezra Fitz, but you're right, that would have been smart."
Jonah: "I'm plenty cagey about all this, so allow me to instantly download the entire backstory of my relationship with Vivian Darkbloom to you, a total stranger."
He used to work at Alleghany Cellular, in their corporate HR. Vivian offered to pay him to figure out who was sending her the scary A texts, which he did, but then she died so he never got paid, and also he lost his job, and also the mean girl on the phone last week is his girlfriend, so don't call that number anymore. Vivian knew who A was, is the upshot, but now for the Liars to get that same info they're going to have to pay him two grand. Not a stable figure, it could go up depending on how desperate Aria -- whom he assumes is Vivian's friend, Alison -- acts, which means it is going to go up.
Liars: "So probably finding out the truth about A was what got her killed. We should follow in her footsteps for sure, and also get killed. Where do we get the money?"
Hanna: "Well, I certainly shan't sell my precious lasagna noodles. A woman's got to have some dignity about her treasures. Without my pasta, whom would I be?"
SCHOOL
The cops are mean to Caleb on the phone, and he starts thinking about cooperating. You know precisely what's going to happen there -- you even know what the "1105!" is about, honestly -- but that doesn't mean the end of this episode isn't going to rock your face anyway.
EZZZZZZZRIA
Aria: "Wow, a tenure track position in New Orleans? The town where teenage girls are encouraged to flash their tits at you? Yeah, I can't see an upside. I think this is mostly about me, if we're being honest."
Ezra: "It always is, my darling. Let's continue this macabre charade where we pretend I'm considering the job at a new restaurant that just opened."
Aria: "Is it horrible?"
Ezra: "It is French food."
Aria: "French food is so rich and delicious! So many flavors and textures and tastes to savor."
Ezra: "It is also vegan."
Aria: "You must really love me."
Ezra: "Did you not hear what I said?"