Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
ROSEWOOD PD
Det. Wilden: "Garrett, do not open that laptop. It will connect to Caleb's hotspot and/or give you the chance to clear your own name."
Garrett: "Today I learned bluffing from Caleb, so okay."
Det. Wilden: "I wanted to ask you about a related matter. Remember how you stole that pivotal page of Ali's autopsy?"
Garrett: "Nope."
Det. Wilden: "Well, I randomly found this mysterious photograph that relates to it."
Garrett: "This could be bad news for... Wait, is this porn?"
BYRON MONTGOMERY, PROFESSIONAL CREEP
A: "Dear Byron, I am just leaving this note to say that your daughter will be having French vegan food tonight at Quelle Horreur French Vegan Bistro. Please step in before her date escalates this abusive behavior. I saw something, I'm saying something."
MARIN/FIELDS PREPARTY
Hanna: "Mom, can't we reach into the pasta and toss a little scrill Caleb's way? For legal representation?"
Ashley: "I love that boy like my own son. But he can fend for himself this time."
Maya: "I'm here! I brought prunes for your teen party!"
Emily: "Why do you look so jacked up?"
Maya: "I need to tell you some lies for no reason. Can we speak privately?"
Hanna: "Hey Maya, how's that hip?"
Ashley: "Well, Hanna. Apparently Det. Wilden has found some porn of you. We're required at the station."
FIELDS SCHOOL OF GERONTOLOGY
Maya: "You know how your mom had me kidnapped to Jesus Camp that time?"
Emily: "I do seem to recall."
Maya: "Well, my parents found another joint in my stuff. Side note that you won't notice for some reason, I also found another Alison box."
Emily: "Maya, are you smoking reefer again? Lying to me will only create problems, whereas I don't actually care if you smoke pot, so choose wisely."
Maya: "I choose to lie to you! Anyway, they're sending me back to Jesus Camp."
Emily: "NEVER! FOR SOME REASON!"
ROSEWOOD PD
Ashley: "Detective Wilden. It's been a while since you last disappeared into my boudoir for a season and a half, then abruptly reappeared to charge the Girls with Aggravated Shovel Finding. How are things going?"
Wilden: "I'm still pretty hot, but other than that I've just been obsessively hounding your daughter and her friends. Check out this porn."