Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hack The Planet!
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.13.2012
MARIN INSTITUTE OF PHREAKS & PHREAKING
Hanna: "Spence, thanks for coming over. I need you to hack into this computer."
Spencer: "First of all, that is what Caleb was for, before we got him incarcerated and murdered. Secondly, why don't you call your GF Mona?"
Hanna: "She's not in this episode. The gist here is that Caleb is about to decode his own firewall and we need to protocol his ethernet from here to the hotspot, the second they connect to the WiFi, so that we can delete all of A's files."
Spencer: "Do you know his password? That's not hacking so much as it is, like, simply logging in."
Hanna: "Well, he did awkwardly describe the process for creating his password to me in great detail earlier, but you know..."
Spencer: "You're Hanna Marin, got it. Well, we'll get there eventually."
101 REASONS MAYA SUCKS
Emily: "So you lied to me for no reason about that joint your mom found... And then lit up on the porch of the home where my friend's mom is letting me live? During a party for the team I just bent over backwards to rejoin?"
Maya: "Your tone is a little accusatory."
Emily: "Um..."
Maya: "It gets worse! I get worse, watch. Now, I'm going to give you an ultimatum."
Emily: "Wow."
Maya: "I'm running away to San Francisco! Where they have never heard of Jesus! And you're coming with me!"
Emily: "No, honey. I'm not."
Maya: "What possible reason could you have for not doing whatever insane things I demand?"
Emily: "One million. One million reasons."
Maya: "I think it all comes down to the fact that you're capable of having friends and forming social bonds, while I self-righteously do every single fucking thing I can think of to turn everybody off that I come into contact with."
Emily: "You are very off-putting, generally. That part's true."
Maya: "And it's your fault! Somehow!"
She fucks off to San Francisco, where she is set on fire by a great conflagration, then buried by an earthquake. As she takes her last breath, the physical town of San Francisco is heard to whisper, "Not on my watch, bitch."
COMPLICATED THRILLING MONTAGE
I mean, this part was awesome, but it cuts back and forth between all the Ladies that there's not really a fun way to talk about it.
So: Ezra gets the text from Aria about how she's standing him up... Just in time! Byron is inside the restaurant, chewing on rocks and sucking the juice from nettles and whatever goes on at that place. Ezra's freaked face is one of his cutest faces.