Episode Report Card Demian: F | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Jesus Is Just Alright With Me
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 20 | Aired on 05.07.2005
The swirling cloud of glowing golf balls returns to whisk Boring Jesus off the sun porch. As he dematerializes, the creepy Psycho bares his fangs and hoots, "Bye!" before grunting unintelligibly and adding with what has to be the wickedest Joker-esque grin I've ever seen on a toddler, "Fire truck!" This of course translates as, "Y'all can kiss my little brother's ass goodbye, because the second you leave me alone with him again, I'm going to ram this fire truck through his soft, squishy skull directly into his brain!" Piper finds this amusing, for some reason. The others evidently agree and smile fondly as Piper crouches by the wicker coffee table to egg the scheming sociopath on, and we finally fade to black.
According to the promos, next week proves that Phoebe will fuck absolutely anything, up to and including a bloody corpse. Enjoy!