Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
Ezra: "Can I buy you lunch, or dinner, or whatever food was called back then, which is now?"
Spencer: "Maybe. I have to check my schedule, which is written down on actual paper."
Ezra: "Cross your heart? Hope to die?"
Spencer: (Bounces because somehow Mr. Hyde is being even hotter than usual and now it's legitimately confusing what he is trying to do.)
WC
The ladies are wiping the dew from their lilies and chatting about the Bechdel Test.
Hanna: "But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care, throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men, with your groping and spitting. All groin no brain, three billion of ya' passin' around the same worn-out urge. The more I see of men, the more I want to get a dog. Too bad there isn't an alternative."
Emily: "Yeah, too bad lesbians don't exist back in the day."
Spencer: "He paid for my coffee. I was gonna say no but then I thought, kind of you owe me."
Liars: "That Aria Montgomery sure did have the shine for him. Wonder if she's..."
Spencer: "Show of hands, everybody here who's never lied about sex stuff."
Nobody raises their hands, because they are some deeply disturbed motherfuckers when you get right down to it.
Emily: "What'll we do about this mystery, then?"
Spencer: "Hanna, you hate men right now, how about you follow him?"
Hanna, AMAZINGLY: "I was born for the job!"
I don't even know what was so great about it. Whatever prep she did for this episode, it's working. Everybody's doing something cool in this episode, it's really neat to watch them work, but Hanna in particular brings the Stanwyck and the Russell. Who knew.
Aria swans in wearing wonderful Bacall art-deco stripes, and they all act like they are not concerned about her well-being. She returns the favor.
Liars: "Did you enjoy visiting your Dad in Syracuse? Which is a lie?"
Aria: "Yes but sadly the Erie Canal Museum was closed."
Spencer: "Then what was the point of going?"
Aria: "Anyway, time to go wrestle the world to its knees!"
Liars: "Act normal, bitch!"
HASTINGS
Of a foggy night, Spencer's flouncing around the house in a terrific satiny nightgown, just doing how you do. She calls a number but I don't know what the number is or where she got it: "Is this Edgewood 5-0139? And you said it was the Fitzgerald Art Foundation?"
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