Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
It's for math. But it is also for helping you remember that you don't know what you don't know, a thing Spencer is not always great at remembering.
FITZ
While this harpsichord mayhem (including an aria) is going on down the hall, the Liars -- minus one Aria -- raid Ezra's classroom and go through his shit. The chairs are all up on the desks like it's the weekend, but maybe this Bach show was the last thing of the day. Maybe it's not even mandatory and they're just taking advantage of the fact that something that dorky would draw at the least Ezra and Aria to itself, like moths to the harpsichord.
Hanna is wearing a crazy lace-covered neon pink dress and an odd necklace and she looks confused generally. Spencer's hair is no longer in ponytail, so at least she has regained basic functions, but her sweater has weird Rorschachs on it that turn out to be two foxes facing each other down like Hastings sisters over an inappropriate adult man's junk. (Or maybe it's a vase? I guess it depends on your perspective. To Spencer, for example, it would be two foxes just chilling upside down. Or again, a vase just chilling upside down.) Emily is wearing, to quote my notes verbatim, a white sleeveless vest that is not denim, and otherwise is just a color-blocked nothingness.
Liars: "The thing is, how do we tell Aria that her boyfriend is our stalker?"
Emily: "I say we table that pending further investigation. I kind of like the idea of leaving Alison just twisting in the wind for a while."
Hanna: "Another reason not to be a teacher is, you get a bunch of mugs."
Spencer: "Hey, here's Ali's Diary in Ezra's desk. I wonder if that's significant."
Emily: "The one A stole from us? Uh, possibly?"
Do they know that Aria's "uncle" is actually her "boyfriend" yet? As cool as Emily's playing this investigation (¬and as much as Hanna wants nothing less than to avoid the topic of their impending deaths altogether) ¬I would think that's a dot particularly hard to avoid connecting. So the evidence that led Spencer face-to-face with Ezra and was stolen from Ezra's house ends up in Ezra's desk? Life's so funny sometimes, but let's not jump to any conclusions.
Liars: "Do you think Shana was the second A that menaced us at the cabin?"
Emily: "Drop the Shana thing. Stop trying to make Shana happen, she's Team Ali."
The second they leave after saying this, Mona Vanderwaal scurries in a super-sketch way over to his same office and desk, which I guess implies that she's back on the A-Team and was part of the cabin mess. She bounces out of there with arms full of file folders, which the Liars imagine her first to be stealing from him and then realize probably she is delivering them to him. They act like this is offensive, even though the real reality is that they drove her back to the A-Team. Like put her in a car and drove her over there and walked her up to the door and knocked on it for her and then when it opened, they shoved her in there with a boot to her rear. ("Act Evil, Bitch!")
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