Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
Alison: "I should have been nicer to the man who painted that."
Spencer: "Was it Hector Lime? Remember Hector Lime? Hey, why didn't you tell us you were boning our English teacher before he even moved to Rosewood?"
Alison: "Whatever. I kind of hate that painting because I will keep getting old, now that I am not dead."
Spencer: "Right, so if you stay dead, you'll always be the girl in the painting."
Alison: "That's immortality, my darling. No big deal but do you want to make out?"
Spencer: "How come you didn't warn Aria about dating our future English teacher?"
Alison: "Well, for starters I was dead. But also, no woman has ever been able to warn another woman about a man."
Spencer: "Can you honestly just not tell me that he's the reason you're still hiding?"
Alison: "Because that would be super boring... Whoa, scary Spencer Look! Maybe I should be afraid of you!"
Spencer: "Nah, I'm just trying to figure this out."
Alison: "You have all the pieces, why can't you put them together? I am also Toby who is also you in this dream world, but the difference is that I am even more about you constantly taking pills than you are."
Toby Cavanaugh on one shoulder, Alison DiLaurentis on the other, Spencer Hastings in the middle. That is a lot of chin in one place. Spencer runs to the pills to check on them, and then spazzes them into the garbage disposal, and then has a long nightmare time of A shadows roaming around the switch of the disposal while she's down there one elegant wrist-deep.
Spencer: "My pills tho!"
Toby: "I turned back into Toby and I am anti-pills now."
Alison Portrait: (Heh heh heh.)
COMMERCIALS
Alex Pettyfer being fucking revolting in his new film. If Alex Pettyfer showed up in Rosewood they would say, "You are too rapey looking even for us. Go home. We are at full capacity for creeps."
The Fosters being the best show on TV and maybe of all time.
RWPD
Toby has arrested Spencer for putting her hand in a sink and now she's got the lamps on her and the noir blinds behind her and Toby is giving her the business.
Spencer: "Duh, Alison's dead."
Toby: "Really because I think maybe she's alive."
Spencer: "I may have been confused about that previously."
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