Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
Theorem One: You can be anything you want to be in this world. Theorem Two: One thing you can never be is weak.
THE BREW
Aria: "Just sittin' here at the Brew, looking full-on amazing."
Spencer: "You seem weirded."
Aria: "Just please don't give me the Spencer Look."
Spencer: "Okay, just this once."
Aria: "So I've been seeing Ezra again. In a sex-type way."
Spencer: "That's fine."
Aria: "I mean really it's your fault. You reminded me that I liked Karate Jake but loved Ezra. I mean, love him. Like so much."
Spencer: "You don't seem convinced."
Aria: "It's like, everything that's happened with him and me, I don't feel like it's ever happened to anyone else before."
Spencer: "That is both literally the most Aria thing you have ever said, and also a very real feeling. That is biology at work."
Aria: "And it probably wouldn't have happened to me if I hadn't walked through that one door, that one time. It all would have been different. And who decides what door you walk through, anyway?"
Spencer: "Maybe Alison, definitely Ezra."
Aria: "It's been sexy and dangerous and awful and wonderful. It's like a story."
Spencer: "God, you're awful."
Aria: "It was perfect..."
Spencer: "Was?"
Aria: "The story's changing."
Spencer: "On that note, please do not get mad at me about what I am about to say."
Aria: "Is it about me? Because okay."
But before Dream Spencer can tell Dream Aria the thing she's been itching to tell her for weeks now and also itching to not tell, Hanna appears! What's up, girl?
Hanna: "I've been leaving you messages everywhere, at every late-night answering service Mabel knows of! I found Ali!"
We cut to outside the Brew, so we don't know what she's saying, and there's an old-school siren, and then the Liars make haste…
TO SOME GIN JOINT
Spencer: "First of all these burlesque posters are misspelled. Nitely is not a word. And also, how irritating and typical. Only Alison DiLaurentis would have the brain wave to be like, 'I'll be a stripper! The pervs will never find me here!'"
Backstage, Aria's being her S4 awesome self ("Looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into a room full of Rockettes") and Emily is picking through the pasties and whatever, wondering what on Earth Alison was thinking. That's when Ali walks in.
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