Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
HASTINGS
Liars: "Where are your parents?"
Spencer, verbatim: "My parents are out of town being lawyers."
Take that, nitpickers that wonder where these people's parents always are. You are not going to get a more generic GFY than that. That is the Website Page of parental geography. "My parents are in the Spring Play, don't worry about it."
Emily: "Are you sniffing a whole lot, as if you have symptoms?"
Spencer: "I just need to do more drugs, NBD. I looked up the address of that phone number that was with Ali's money on my special 'reverse directory' that I know about which is called the internet. And we can email those emails and see if they email us back any emails."
Liars: "Hey, is Shana missing?"
Emily: "Yes, Shana is missing. Or at a swim meet."
Hanna: "Or maybe fucking your girlfriend?"
Emily: "This is not about Shana. Just let it go. Also, weren't you all about quitting after your little trip to the dentist?"
Hanna: "I am totally over that. Now I want to get Mona. Can we get Mona?"
Liars: "You are all over the place today, Marin."
Emily: "Also, clearly that Diary was placed in plain sight so that we would find it. Maybe A didn't put it there in that desk, or Ezra found it and brought it to..."
Hanna: "I am 100% on board with Ezra's A-ness."
Spencer: "Phrasing."
DRIVING IN CARS WITH MAN-BOYS
Ezra, verbatim: "What are you thinking?"
Aria, verbatim: "You don't want to know."
Fair enough.
Haha, actually what she's thinking is another Goldstick Variation, talking about a story she's writing which is also a story we all writing which is called Life: "It started out as this one thing, and then it just turned into something completely different. I had this hero, but heroes aren't what they used to be, so I got fascinated with a villain..."
Ezra: "Does your villain lose in the end?"
Aria: "Sometimes the villain does win. In the story of Life."
Ezra: "What are we even talking about?"
Aria: "I have been playing it real cagey for a while now."
Ezra: "I don't like it when my toys have their own ideas!"
THE NARROW MARGIN
Spoiler alert, but in this 1952 film noir, the sassy lady the cop is supposed to babysit on a train turns out to be another cop, and a random lady on the train is the lady that the first lady was supposed to be. Kind of like how Alison might have been using the Liars this whole time to draw A's fire, so she can just take it easy and see the sights of America. Catch up with some old parrots and psychic witches and Halloween employees of her acquaintance. Spoiler alert, things do not turn out great for the cop lady.
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