Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
Ezra: "Would you like some of my private juice blend?"For real he says that. Not even Aria could get a boner from that.
Spencer: "Juice? Not... Board Shorts Ale?"
Ezra: "No, I get it. I understand what you're implying. Question, why tail me at all?"
Spencer: "Are you and Aria back together? It won't really matter in the long run but I am having an entire drug-induced hallucination about what if it did."
Ezra: "You can't kill true love, honey!"
Mona laughs because Ezra is so embarrassing, but he gives her a flinty "Nix" without even looking at her, that thing he does with the thin lips, and she chills out. Man, sometimes you see couples or even just friends and the way they interact it's just like, "I am never going to their house for dinner. It would make me too uncomfortable. Neutral territory only."
Spencer: "I am just here for two reasons. One is to rescue Hanna from that couch where she's peacefully sitting, unharmed in any way. But two is, you need to lay off the teenage poon. I am telling you this as a bro."
Ezra: "If you were sure I was A, you would have told Aria that by now. But haven't, because you're not sure. And you're not sure because you are high on drugs, and also because you are also legitimately confused by this show."
Spencer: "Mostly the first one! Hastings out."
Hanna dips something in Mona's juice and says something weird and then they leave and Mona says something weird and he looks at his pocket watch and the music is like, "That was pretty weird, huh?"
VINTAGE DRIVE
There's an old-school lady's vocal, like that Amy Winehouse type of music I don't like, so I couldn't tell you what it actually is.
Hanna: "What is it with men? Why do they always turn on you? Is it because they wear hats and the blood gets stuck in their heads? You know, I heard that's what causes baldness."
Spencer: "You need to take it down to like a three, okay Hanna? Right now you're at like an eight, and I need you at a three."
Hanna: "What have you been up to while I was getting kidnapped?"
Spencer: "I traced that phone number through a secret method I know about called calling the phone number."
Hanna: "Why would Ali call the Fitzgerald Art Foundation? Is this real? Does it have bearing on the story, even?"
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