Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
She hangs up because it's time to gobble more pills and act weird about everything. So was that the number on the money? We are in a dream world so I guess she could have just popped into existence already dialing that number. But if it was the number on the money, then why did she need to get the address if she was just going to call it? And if it was those things, then why did Ali write it down? "If I am lost or in danger, please send me this money. I have taken the care of writing on it the one phone number you absolutely should not call."
Toby: "Are you seriously taking more drugs?"
Spencer: "Stop givin' me the third degree. I need them to figure out clues."
Toby: "You've already got most of the pieces. I thought you were the smart one."
Spencer: "Fuck you, I am the smart one."
A portrait of Alison wearing a grownup outfit and a very, very Alison smile appears on the wall of Castle Hastings, and they are like, "When did that get here?" She stares down at them and just who knows what she's doing up there.
Toby: "Almost looks like she could step right out of the frame and kiss ya."
Spencer: "Or laugh in your face."
(Accurate.)
Spencer: "Ever wonder what would happen if she was alive?"
Toby: "I guess I'd say, thanks for blinding my sister so she would stop raping me, but no thanks for your lack of follow-through. It did not in my case Get Better, and so now I have dropped out of high school to be a Teen Gumshoe."
Spencer: "Just kidding, she's not alive. (P.S. just kidding, she is.)"
FT. ZGERALD
Ezra is handed a drink by Mona Vanderwaal (more like vanderMOLL, am I right?) while a crazy noir saxophone plays over the siren sounds of the many police driving around on Rosewood's one street that they have. The naked city has a million stories in it, most of them involving sexual advances on a minor. Several of them are about Ashley Marin, who has been tearing it up for years waiting for everybody to get to this movie world where she is clearly the main person. More than you would think are about the consequences of finding a shovel, or the many calamities that can befall a doll that looks like you. One of them is about Noel Kahn, but that one's more of a wish your heart makes.
Hanna, staring up: "Ugh, men. SMH."
I love how in this time period it's not so much the statutory rape, as it is the serial monogamy. "Just workin' his way through our still-maturing bodies. So typical."
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