Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
Spencer: "In my fugue state hallucination, you have a night job of working at the switchboard of our town."Hanna: "Sure, that checks out."
But again, the way Hanna leans into this stuff is so frigging great to watch, who cares what's happening?
THE NOVAK
Aria and Paige are taking a moment to just lounge around the bathroom on a giant thing in the middle of the bathroom, you know, chatting like the good friends that they are.
Aria, verbatim: "So when you're done with the roll you take it to the drugstore, and a week later you pick up your pictures."
Paige: "Thank you so much for explaining that to me!"
Aria: "Well, I'm artsy. What are you going to do with this camera, anyways?"
Paige: "I am taking Emily on a canoe trip."
Aria: "Like is this in a gay way?"
Paige: "Lesbians don't exist in this time period."
Aria: "I don't think of Emily as a tomboy. I used to be a real tomboy, I'd spend more time in the tree in our front yard than I would in my own bedroom."
Paige: "What changed?"
Aria: "Eventually I realized it wouldn't get me nearly enough attention. Or wait, I fell in love! And then I just didn't want to climb trees anymore."
Paige: "Like is this in a gay way?"
Aria: "I guess you just grow out of it."
Paige: "Aria, no offense but what the fuck are you talking about?"
Aria: "I have no idea. Maybe this is just Spencer's way of processing how she used to make out with Alison all the time."
MEN LODGE
It's the kind of exclusive organization where little boys in hats come to meet little men in hats and share their hat secrets and drink Board Shorts Ale.
Ezra: "I'll tell you what I know about people. They're no damn good. Everybody's out for themselves. That's the simple truth."
Toby: "If I'm no damn good, why are you talking to me?"
Ezra: "Because I have no friends. And because we both know what happens when a man lets a skirt get to him."
Toby: "Like is this in a gay way?"
Ezra: "I am taking the long way around to explaining that Alison DiLaurentis is alive and Spencer Hastings knows how to find her."
Toby: "That is interesting. Also, I am Spencer because this is her dream."
HASTINGS
Spencer can walk in a pencil skirt like you are actually a time-traveler; it's mesmerizing. Alison comes spookin' out of the shadows wearing her picture from the portrait and then they talk about the portrait for a while. #AlisonInBlack says the suggested hash tag, inscrutably enough.
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