Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 95 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 19 | Aired on 02.11.2014
MONA
Uh, I don't know fashion words so you know how the back of a collar can sometimes go very high? Like if you are an evil queen or maybe a duchess. Well, that is what Mona is rocking, whatever you call that. And finger waves. She totally loves that Hanna is following her (that really would be, like, her version of Christmas) and then she leads her around a corner and then Hanna gets distracted by a million antique mirrors in this thrift-store window and then there are a million Monas all staring at her. A literal Wonderwaal.
I guess it's how back in the Hayes Code days you would see somebody eating food or looking drowsy, and that was meant to convey they were on drugs. Or like how on Melrose Place, Matt Fielding was always eating food instead of dicks. I guess it's like that, only here, a million Monas is the code word for getting kidnapped. By a tiny little flapper dressed like an evil duchess in the middle of the night. And dragged back to the apartment where you both just were.
HASTINGS
Spencer: "Just rocking a nightgown and answering my old-school telephone, you?"
Mona: "There's a blonde package waiting for you in Apartment 3B!"
Spencer: "Hang on, what? I haven't slept since January, I'm a little out of..."
Mona: "Sorry, this is Mona Vanderwaal and I am at Ezra's apartment and I am going to kill Hanna. OR we are having smoothies. It's just a dream, don't worry about it."
Spencer: "Okay I will get dressed."
3B
Mona answers the door in such a sassy molasses way, just like the junkie sister in Big Sleep, spoiler alert, and it's awesome. She is really good at being somebody's bitch backup, it doesn't really matter who. She's such a heavy! She is like, the Molly Millions. Hanna is parked on the couch looking pissed off because they... I don't even really know. This scene doesn't make a lot of sense, but I think that's on purpose. They all say weird things at each other for a while, and then Hanna and Spence finally decide to leave, and Mona and Ezra are just like, "Okay bye."
Ezra: "You shouldn't let an amateur be the tail, Spencer."
Hanna: "Well I'm just not as used to walking the streets as Mona is."
Mona: "Even in this time period you can do better than that. We have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores that just makes it okay for guys to call us sluts and whores."
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