Episode Report Card Demian: F | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT This/Sucks
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 16 | Aired on 04.09.2005
Manor, the following morning. Up in the Bridal Boudoir, Piper rouses herself while the Dolt, perched on a sofa at the window and sporting some ugly-ass scabs on his face, watches the sun rise. Heh. The magical, mulleted, now-healing Psycho obviously has Daddy Issues. Piper calls out to her husband, and the Dolt admits he's been sitting there for a while, overwhelmed with the knowledge that he's finally powerless, and that they can at last live the normal life they've always wanted. Well, except for the ongoing demonic attacks, the insanely hideous fashions Phoebe and Raige insist upon inflicting on the world, and that dead-eyed and superpowerful Psycho of an elder son they've been saddled with, but other than that? I suppose. As the kids begin to wail in the background, Piper and the Dolt move in for a clinch, and this extra-special, extra-dreary, overlong, and brutally stoopid 150th episode ends with the Dolt suggesting pancakes and eggs for breakfast. No, seriously. No. Seriously. CANCEL THIS. NOW.
Next week? Beats the crap out of me. To quote the eminent Baron once again, "Okay, that was a promo? Because...with the nothing happening? It didn't seem like a promo." Yep. That's our Charmed! From the spoilers, however, I can tell you that next week's plot involves Piper and the Dolt finding themselves trapped in a dollhouse while that darling demonic hottie, Zankou, attempts to wrest control of the Nexus from the Glamorous Ladies. Sounds a hell of a lot more interesting than what I just recapped. Have fun!