Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | 186 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2003.10.26
As the tingly touch takes hold, Big Gay Chris knocks on the doorjamb behind his parents. He confirms that he's more or less recovered from his near-fatal encounter with the smoky Darklighter arrow of doom, before informing the Dolt that he's ready for his Whitelighterland tribunal. The Dolt hesitates for a moment, then announces he's changed his mind about the whole thing, even going so far as to return the purloined Valkyrie pendant to Big Chris. Big Chris splutters in confusion, but the Dolt just sighs, "Take it before I change my mind." The Dolt toddles off as Big Chris approaches his mother with a shy smile on his face. "Thanks for trying to warn us about the demon," Piper offers. "We should have listened to you in the first place." "As long as you learned something at the end of the day," Big Chris shrugs, "that's all that matters, right?" Piper -- either knowing but not caring that Big Chris set the whole thing up, or simply amused by his audacity -- grins. With a light shade of mockery coloring her tone, she agrees with him: "Right."
All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me. Phoebe raps on Chronic's window, then wraps herself around him once she discovers that he's okay. Chronic greets this display of affection by offering her a syndicated talk show. Phoebe declines and, sitting on his lap, insists she already has everything she wants out of life. "You've got me, [Chronic]," she admits, "so no more wooing." "'No more wooing'?" he parrots. "I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner." Phoebe quickly agrees to "a little more wooing," and plants a sloppy wet one on his lips as we fade to black.
Next week: I have no idea, actually, because the promo made absolutely no sense. If it helps, Raige somehow ends up in a slave auction that's sure to piss off Jesse Jackson. Enjoy!