Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | 186 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2003.10.26
Phoebe hoots and yodels in shock and despair while the camera tracks back to take in alternate-reality vignettes of all three Glamorous Ladies, as currently monitored by Thimon through his cistern. In the upper image, Phoebe and the bodyguard yank Chronic to his feet and drag him out of the frame. Below, Piper enters the attic with the feverish Tiny Gay Chris as Raige continues chatting with poor Kathryn Joosten in the hospital room. "I don't understand!" Thimon rants as Big Gay Chris orbs into the cave. "Something wrong?" Big Chris too-casually wonders. Thimon explains that Chronic took a bullet meant for the Feebs, and that nothing like that has ever happened before in any alternate reality Thimon's created for his victims. Big Chris is all, "Whoa. Back up. You tried to kill one of them already?" Thimon notes that he simply creates worlds based upon individual dethirezth. How those worlds then operate is out of his control. "It's okay," Thimon mumbles as he turns and agitatedly crosses away from Big Chris, "their dethirezth will kill them eventually. That is what you dethire, isn't it?" Big Chris retrieves the vanquish from his pants pocket and palms it, waiting for the right moment to hurl it into Thimon's back. Unfortunately, Thimon conjures up a Darklighter's smoking crossbow and whips around to plant one of the arrows in Big Chris's stomach. Big Chris drops the vanquish and collapses rather fetchingly onto a conveniently placed animal pelt, where he gasps and shudders in anguished torment. Sigh. He's even pretty when he's impaled. Um. That reads a hell of a lot dirtier than it was meant. Just so you know. "I could sense your dethire from the beginning," Thimon sneers. "You never wanted to kill your charges, just teach them a lesson." Thimon grinds the vanquish beneath the toe of his boot as he confirms that the arrow now poking my husband's innards is, indeed, of the Darklighter variety. "The poison shouldn't take long," Thimon adds, "but with luck, you may just live long enough to watch the Charmed Ones learn their lesson after all." That should be a DUN!, but you know what? Desmond Askew wasn't in the opening credits, which means he'll be dead by the end of the hour, so I'm just not feeling the urgency here. Sorry. Big Gay Chris prettily pants his big gay way into the commercial break.