Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | 186 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2003.10.26
Anyhoo, where was I? Oh, yeah: Thimon, livid, boots Big Gay Chris in the head, but it's too late. We cut back to the cistern, where Phoebe glances cautiously around Raige's alleyway and calls out, "[Chronic]?" The taller of a pair of fresh demons wings a Flaming Ball Of Death at Phoebe's head. Heh. Even in Raige's alternate reality, people want Phoebe dead. Raige darts out from behind the Dumpster to pull Phoebe out of harm's way, and the FBOD scorches a corrugated metal barrier at the far end of the alley. The gals swap tales of woe and quickly realize what's really going on, though Phoebe of course has no idea how she ended up in Raige's world. Raige mopes that she's certain they'll need Piper to sort things out, just as the two fresh demons whip FBOD after FBOD against the Dumpster. Finally, Tall Demon conjures one last FBOD and leaps over to sizzle some Glamorous Lady ass. The gals, however, have disappeared. As the two fresh demons skulk down the alleyway, Raige orbs back into the Dumpster with the Feebs. Why didn't she orb back to The Only Hospital In San Francisco? Beats the shit out of me. Maybe Brad Kern likes to see women buried up to their necks in garbage. Be honest: That wouldn't surprise you, would it?
Thimon darts his eyes over to Piper's vignette, which gradually fills the screen. The Grand Cherokee flies down a street, with the feverish Tiny Gay Chris turning purple in the back seat from the screaming and such. Piper diverts her attention from the road for a moment to make cooing noises at him, and ends up running a stop sign. A pick-up hurtles into the intersection to broadside the Grand Cherokee straight into the final commercial break.