Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | 186 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2003.10.26
You'll notice Big Gay Chris vanished from that paragraph after his overall fury with the situation was noted towards the beginning. That's because he's been enacting an entirely different scene on his own during the above-detailed bitchfest. While the ladies blithered obliviously about their various petty problems, Big Chris repeatedly tried to get them to deal with the Simon at hand, and they ignored his every line. From Big Chris, the audience learns that Simon uses The Vast Suck to trap his "victims into pocket realms or alternate realities." "Dangerous alternate realities, people!" Big Chris shouts at one point. "Based on fantasies, desires, and dreams! Can we please focus?" Nope. After Phoebe and Raige have left, Piper ambles over to her big gay son and slings an arm on his shoulder. "You are our favorite new Whitelighter and all," she tells him, "but you need to lighten up." "No!" he retorts. "You three need to get serious, because if you keep putting your personal lives before your Wiccan duties? You're gonna pay for it!" Piper natters something dizzy about fashion shows and chocolate chip cookies before flouncing out towards the kitchen. Big Chris grinds his teeth and snits to his Tiny Gay Self, "It's your fault I have to do this now." Big Chris orbs out as Tiny Chris slobbers down the front of his overalls.