Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | 186 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2003.10.26
Lair Of The Limey. Simon howls in agony as he presses a rag to the gouge in his shoulder. When Big Gay Chris orbs in, Simon snarls at him and stretches out his good arm, opening The Vast Suck in the stone floor. Big Chris disappears downwards for a moment, but soon enough pops out of the hole in a cloud of orbs to reform behind tonight's demon. "How did you find me?" Simon demands. "No one's ever been to my lair!" "I didn't have to 'find' you, Gith," Big Chris evenly replies. "I know you from the future." Hmmm. "Gith." Gith, Gith, Gith. Nope. I got nothing. Big Gay Chrith proceedzth to offer Thimon the headth of the Glamorouth Ladieth on a cunning thet of matched thilver platterzth from Nieman Marcuth. Thimon thweatthuh.
Up in San Francisco, Phoebe and Chronic make flirtatious noises at each other while on their lunch date. Yawn. Chronic's apparently sheared off even more of his hair since last we saw him, and I'm seeing through to the scalp in certain spots. As the gang on the boards so astutely noted, we should be calling him Chemo now, but because I'm a proponent of medicinal marijuana, Chronic still works for me. A gushing fan bubbles over to the table, gets down on her knees, and shoves her tongue far up Phoebe's ass crack. How she's still able to deliver her lines from that position, I'll never know, but deliver them she does before bubbling away. They involved the wonderful job Phoebe's been doing on the cable access show, so you'll forgive me if I skip the transcription. The fan's mumble-mouthed tirade of course leads Chronic to offer Phoebe her own syndicated talk show. Phoebe's clearly uneasy about the whole thing, so Chronic leans in close to whisper the following bit of plot-related dialogue: "You're dating a minor media mogul here, so may I make a little suggestion? Let go. Lose control a little bit. Trust me, and just enjoy the ride." Phoebe tries to protest, but Chronic shuts her up with some tonsil hockey.