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By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 9 | Aired on 12.04.2004
Noah is intercepted on his way into the pyramid by the Professor, whom Noah readily dispatches with a punch in the nose. Professor whimpers that Noah broke his nose, and Noah responds that he learned a few things in the big, bad, real world, although none of them was apparently about the importance of accomplishing a task without wasting time on clever quips, because now he's looking at Kelly's gun.
Meanwhile, Bob is tossing men around and punching them in the face. Wonderful!
Kelly tells Noah that he can join them and they can rule the world. But then Nicole runs up and tackles her. "Get your own geek!" she says. Noah runs into the pyramid to the sound of kick-ass chickfight music that you might remember from Kill Bill, which it was totally ripped off from. Kelly and Nicole face each other and assume fighting stances. We zoom in on Nicole's face. We zoom in on Kelly's face. We zoom in on Nicole's face again.
Noah enters the pyramid, where Edward informs him that he's too late. He then punches Noah, the great power of the spear helping him knock Noah slightly further than he would have been able to without it. Edward jabs the spear at Noah, but Noah ducks, and the spear hits one of the pyramid's stones, easily pushing it a few inches.
The chickfight is progressing apace. Bob Newhart does a few judo throws. Is there anything this man can't do?
Back in the pyramid, Noah is trying the time-honored fight method of "try to run faster than your opponent." Edward gets Noah in a corner and insults him, and Noah insults him back by saying he "danced" with Edward's "girl." Then he ducks to avoid getting stabbed again, and another stone is knocked out of place. Noah looks at the column of light and seems to have an idea. Suddenly, he is stabbed by the spear, except that Edward, the supposedly brilliant former Librarian, hit Noah with the wrong end, so Noa's fine.
Back in Chickfight Alley, Nicole is getting her ass kicked. This may be because instead of fighting back when Kelly hits her, she is instead choosing to stare at Kelly with a surprised look on her face. Kelly knocks her over and tells her that Noah will be in "far more capable hands" after Nicole dies. This apparently gives Nicole the fire she needs, as if Edward's CONTROLLING THE WORLD with his spear wasn't enough before, and she jumps up and rocks Kelly with a Matrix-style flying kick to the face.
Bob Newhart levels yet another guy and asks if anyone else wants a piece of him. He's just so awesome.
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