Episode Report Card Sara M: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Dorky Decimal System
By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 9 | Aired on 12.04.2004
Noah and Nicole are being led somewhere. Noah says he's trying to figure out the natives' complicated language so that he can communicate with them. They are brought to a camp, and an old guy greets Noah and Nicole. Noah responds that they are there to return a spear to The Library. It turns out that the natives speak Portuguese, and, of course, Noah knows Portuguese. Noah and Nicole hang out with the natives, and Noah tells Nicole that they are watching the natives do a mating dance that he did a Master's thesis on. That must have been one exciting read.
The next morning, Nicole wakes up and is alarmed to find that Noah is missing. She frantically asks around for him, and finds him teaching some native children about sailing. Meanwhile, the tracker has lead the Brotherhood to the native camp. Nicole spots them in the distance and grabs Noah. The Brotherhood open fire on the camp as Noah and Nicole run away, leaving the natives and their generous hospitality to face certain doom.
Nicole and Noah are chased through the forest until they come to the edge of a cliff. Nicole reacts predictably, slapping Noah across the face and yelling at him never to leave her again. "What is this, Slap The Librarian Day?" Noah shrieks back, which doesn't make any sense since this is the first time this day that he's even been slapped. Nicole grabs her denim jacket out of Noah's messenger bag and they leap off the cliff into the churning river about two hundred feet below them. The Brotherhood runs up and watches their descent. Kind of like in The Fugitive, when Harrison Ford jumped down that big waterfall, except much, much lamer. Kelly is impressed, however. "The Librarian is incredible," she says.
Meanwhile, Noah and Nicole are trying not to drown. This is made significantly more difficult when they go over a waterfall so tall that they would surely be killed upon impact with the ground. But of course, they're fine.
Time passes, and Noah and Nicole are still in the river, although in a much calmer section. I would never, ever swim in the Amazon river, with all those piranhas and crocodiles and whatever other deadly animals are lurking in its depths. But Noah and Nicole seem to be doing fine. Finally, they reach a point in the river from which they can no longer see the sun, which is one of the clues for the spear piece. They leave the river, and Noah says that they have to walk seven hundred and ninety-two yards to find the temple in which the spear piece is housed.
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