Episode Report Card Sara M: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Dorky Decimal System
By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 9 | Aired on 12.04.2004
Outside the temple, Noah is telling Nicole that he has to go back for the spear head. Nicole pulls it out of her pants pocket. I guess she threw her machete, although I don't know why the Brotherhood let her keep that on her. Head monk runs up to them and offers some unsolicited advice: "Guard it well. The spear opens a hole that must be kept closed." Noah and Nicole nod as if they understand this, and take off. I'd just like to know why, if the monks believe in a spear whose power comes from the fact that it stabbed Jesus Christ, they haven't converted to Christianity.
And suddenly, we're in a Mongolian hotel. I don't know how Noah and Nicole managed to make it down the Himalayas and back to civilization, but whatever. Noah, sporting his first change of outfits in quite some time, checks his bathrobe-clad self out in a mirror in his room. Suddenly, the television behind him turns on of its own accord and Bob Newhart is on it. But we're not watching an episode of The Bob Newhart Show, the Mongolian dubbed version, although that would be awesome. No, Bob has somehow figured out a way to communicate via TV with Noah, which is especially impressive when you consider the fact that the TV looks like it's from the '50s and probably has no A/V hookups.
Noah tells Bob that he got the third spear piece, and that it's being stored under his bed. Well, I'm glad he took that head monk's advice so seriously. Bob says that he still can't believe that Edward joined the Brotherhood, but that he's glad that they have a better Librarian now. Noah smiles. Bob tells Noah to get his door. Then there's a knock on Noah's door. Noah's all "whaaa?" because that surprises him even though the freaking BOX FULL OF SCREAMING DEAD BABY GHOSTS FROM HELL didn't.
Noah answers the door. It's room service, and they have champagne. Noah tells the room-service guy that he didn't order any champagne, although you'd think he would say it in Mongolian considering how good he is with languages. Suddenly, Nicole comes out of the steamy bathroom, wearing a tiny robe. "I did," she says. Predictably, the cork goes flying out of the champagne bottle.
We cut to Noah lying in bed, seemingly naked under a twisted pile of sheets except for his socks. He has sex with his socks on, y'all. ["Oh...is that...not hot? Okay." -- Wing Chun] Noah wakes up and looks for Nicole, who is nowhere to be found. Noah jumps up, a sheet conveniently wrapped around his waist like a big, FCC-appeasing diaper, and looks under the bed. Apparently, the spear is missing, because he looks stricken.
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