Episode Report Card Sara M: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Dorky Decimal System
By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 9 | Aired on 12.04.2004
Back in the pyramid, Edward and his power of the spear are trying to stab Noah, but missing him and hitting stones every single time. That spear certainly was worth all the effort it took to get it. Finally, Edward catches Noah with a kick in the face and grabs him by the throat. "Goodbye, Librarian," he says, and tosses Noah into the column of light. Except that the column disappears right before Noah hits it. Edward looks around, confused, and notices that the pyramid is falling apart. Noah repeats what we heard in the beginning of the movie about how if one of the support stones is off by just an inch, the entire pyramid will collapse. And Edward and his little spear knocked a few stones out of place. "I will destroy you!" Edward snarls. "You never will!" says Noah. "Know why?" Is it because the Spear of Destiny totally sucks? No, it's because of what Noah's mom said before about how the things that make life worth living can't be thought, they have to be felt. Or watched on the television screen, because Bob Newhart in a fistfight kind of makes my life more worth living. Noah punches and shoves Edward, who falls over because I guess the Spear of Destiny only works when its possessor is on the offensive. The capstone comes flying down and lands on top of Edward. The Spear of Destiny, however, comes flying out of its own accord just in time and zips into Noah's hands.
Noah exits the pyramid -- which should be collapsing any second now -- with the spear in tow. He finds Bob and Nicole, victorious from their fights, waiting for him. "I believe this belongs to The Library," he says, gesturing toward the spear. Maybe its awesome powers will help them to shelve books faster or something.
Some time later, the Spear of Destiny has been placed in The Library. Jane and Bob look at it proudly, and then Jane takes a tissue out of her pocket and dusts part of the spear. Well, I hope she didn't just wipe Jesus' blood off the Spear, because then it would lose its tremendous power. Bob and Jane are bored of the spear, so they walk away, leaving Noah to look at it. He, too, gets bored and goes to check out the Sword in the Stone, because he feels worthy now. He pulls the sword out of the stone, which isn't quite so impressive since we all know that the sword comes flying out of there on its own sometimes.
And now, Bob and Jane are leading Noah down a hall, Bob's hand covering Noah's eyes. They stand him in front of something and Bob takes his hand away. On the wall, we see that Noah now has his very own Librarian portrait in the Librarian Hall of Fame. Even though the portrait looks cheesy and bad -- with Noah holding the Spear in one hand, the other hand on his hips -- Noah is touched, and he puts his arms around Jane and Bob. Jane pulls his hand off of her shoulder and says she hopes he saved his receipts. And purchases from the Shangri-La gift shop will not be comped.
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