Episode Report Card Sara M: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Dorky Decimal System
By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 9 | Aired on 12.04.2004
Now it's three months later, as the subtitle indicates, and Noah is having coffee with his mother at a sidewalk café. She's talking to a nearby table of girls and telling them how her son is "capable of so much more" than being a librarian: "He just needs the right woman." Noah tells his mother that he likes his job and has a girlfriend. Mom says she's never met the girlfriend. "It's complicated," Noah says. Suddenly, a motorcycle comes flying over a bush and stops in front of Noah and Mom's table. The rider takes off her helmet, and it's Nicole. "Hey, handsome," she says, and she and Noah make out. Noah introduces Nicole to Mom. Mom is thrilled. Nicole pulls Noah aside and tells him that the "Deadly Scorpion League" has found H. G. Wells's time machine, and that she and Noah have to get it back. "What is it with these bad guys and their insect names for their cults?" Noah wonders, apparently thinking that a "serpent" is an insect. And he's the smart one. Noah kisses his mother goodbye and gets on the motorcycle. He asks Nicole why she's smiling; she says it's because time-traveling ninjas are trying to kill them. "Psychopath," says Noah. "Nerd," she responds. This relationship seems doomed, to me.
Nicole and Noah take off on their motorcycle, which is soon followed by what I assume is a motorcycle gang of time-traveling ninjas. We track out to see some of New York City, and a billboard that reads "TNT." I'm glad that the final touch of this movie is as silly and cheap as everything that came before it.
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