Desperate Housewives — Episode Guide

2-6
2005.11.06

I Wish I Could Forget You
A thumbnail sketch of the episode until the full recap goes live.

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Author
2-6 Recaplet	I Wish I Could Forget You I Wish I Could Forget You - A thumbnail sketch of the episode until the full recap goes live.	2005.11.06 2005.11.07	Evany
2-5 Recap	They Ask Me Why I Believe In You They Ask Me Why I Believe In You - Bree reburies Rex, Susan has troubles with her book agent, Lynette puts on her Boogie Shoes, the Lecherous Lawyer Bradley foxes his way onto team Carlos, and the Basement Buddy is an ax murderer, maybe!	2005.10.23 2005.10.28	Evany
2-4 Recap	My Heart Belongs To Daddy My Heart Belongs To Daddy - Gabby hires Carlos a new lawyer, who arranges for Gabby to visit Carlos conjugally while also laying the groundwork for some future sexy Gabby time of his own. Susan and Mike are also sexing it up, but only because Susan secretly believes that Zana is gone for good. But then Susan finds Zana and, without telling Mike, sends Zana off to Utah. Andrew lures George into a meltdown at dinner; then puppetmaster George turns the tables, riling Andrew up so much that Bree sends her son back to reprogramming camp. And Lynette is jealous of Little Big P's imaginary friend/surrogate mother, Mrs. Mulberry!	2005.10.16 2005.10.22	Evany
2-3 Recap	You'll Never Get Away From Me You'll Never Get Away From Me - A lie-detector test proves that Bree had no part in the Rexicide, but also reveals her hidden feelings for George. George passes his own "did you kill Rex" polygraph test because he's medicated and/or crazy and/or a Vulcan. Lynette scalds her boss's thighs with coffee so that she can cyber-be with P on his first day of kindergarten. Edie plays an ugly piano as Julie sings in the big church talent show, but only after Susan forces Edie out of the show and then guiltily steps aside at the last minute. Phyllis is gone and Felicia's back (but only for a second). And Gabby's really sorry!	2005.10.09 2005.10.14	Evany
2-2 Recap	You Could Drive A Person Crazy You Could Drive A Person Crazy - Susan finds out Edie is sleeping with Karl and gets so mad she knocks the paperboy off his bike and then runs down Edie with her car. Phyllis hogs all the sympathy until Bree slaps off the waterworks. Gabby talks Carlos's cellmate's girlfriend out of a boob job, earning Carlos a beating. And Tom kills a rat.	2005.10.02 2005.10.08	Evany
2-1 Recap	Next Next - Bree gives Rex a last-possible-minute costume change. The Applewhites have someone chained up in the basement. Lynette gets a job. Gabby fakes a paternity test. Zana is Mike's son. And Susan? Isn't moving in with Mike and that crazy gun-toting, stick-swinging son of his.	2005.09.25 2005.10.01	Evany
1-23 Recap	One Wonderful Day One Wonderful Day - Rex dies thinking Bree poisoned him, Zana hospitalizes Felicia with a hockey stick and then holds Susan hostage at gunpoint, Carlos finally finds out that Gabby's been sexing Gardener John, Lynette's going back to work, oh and Mary Angela murdered Deirdre.	2005.05.22 2005.05.28	Evany
1-22 Recap	Goodbye For Now Goodbye For Now - Lynette's plan to get Annabel a new job backfires and gets Tom fired. Carlos the Pill-Tamperer gets the wrong end of the stick and pummels gay Justin because he thinks Justin's been sexing Gabby. Rex has another heart attack, but before Bree drives him to the hospital, she must first transform into a psychotic bed-making zombie. Oh, and Mike moves in with Susan.	2005.05.15 2005.05.21	Evany
1-21 Recap	Sunday In The Park With George Sunday In The Park With George - Susan discovers that Mike is good, CreePaul discovers that Felicia has him cornered, and Gardener John discovers that Gabby's baby might be his. Tom's too late and Lynette's too drunk to make use of her French maid outfit, so Tom stages a do-over wearing nothing but a pair of chafing mini-briefs. Carlos convinces Gabby that Mama's to blame for her tampered-with birth-control pills. Bree shares her thoughts, hopes, and dreams with George. And Rex...does a crossword puzzle.	2005.05.08 2005.05.14	Evany
1-20 Recap	Fear No More Fear No More - Gabby is pregnant and barfing-mad at Carlos for tampering with her baby-proofing pills. Master-manipulator George has Bree meeting up with him behind Rex's back for some private bonsai time. Tom's ex is back on the scene, and Lynette is mad enough to pretend she's happy with her kids. Julie breaks Zana's heart. Susan's kitchen explodes. And Sophie hangs a beaded curtain!	2005.05.01 2005.05.07	Evany
1-19 Recap	Live Alone and Like It Live Alone and Like It - In a surprising act of selflessness, Lynette saves her crank-pot neighbor from ODing on pain meds and bitterness. Gabby uses Gardener John's credit card to buy some strappy, Carlos-enraging shoes. Andrew isn't really gay, or at least not entirely...you see, sometimes he likes "vanilla ice cream," sometimes "chocolate," and sometimes he likes homemade bratwurst. He is, however, 100% evil. And Susan is 100% heartbroken. And Susan's mom is 100% tickle-machine. And the body in the toy box is none other than Deirdre, the needle in Mike's haystack.	2005.04.17 2005.04.22	Evany
1-18 Recap	Children Will Listen Children Will Listen - Bree does some spanking, Lynette does some blaming, Carlos turns abusive, Gabby is back to plowing the gardener, Zach is Dana, and the world revolves around Susan.	2005.04.10 2005.04.16	Evany
1-17 Recap	There Won't Be Trumpets There Won't Be Trumpets - Some men are heroes, some women wear braids, some nurses can't hear, and some deaf women just won't listen.	2005.04.03 2005.04.09	Evany
1-16 Recap	If It's Brown, Flush It Down The Ladies Who Lunch - Lice, raw sewage, muffins, and a suspicious videotape stalk through Wisteria Lane like four giant stalking things.	2005.03.27 2005.04.01	Keckler
1-15 Recap	Impossible Impossible - The cops question Mike for Mrs. Kravitz's murder, and reveal to Susan his drug-trafficking, murderous criminal record. Lynette screws Gay Matt out of a promotion he wanted. Miguel's roommate tries to boff Gabrielle to stave off The Gay.	2005.02.20 2005.02.26	Heathen
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