Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 62 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT If Our World is Their Heaven
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.06.2013
Grace: "So anyway Becca thanks for being my best friend Becca and I love you so much Becca and let me know if you need me to steal anything else for you Becca. I always wanted a big sister."
Becca: "I prefer to think of myself as a child predator."
Grace: "Skype you in five minutes Becca."
Becca: "Not if I Skype you first!"
Grace: "Secret society! Secret society!"
I like the idea of Grace being a different person every season, because that's what being a teenager is about. And I like the idea of Grace's boobs outshining Zach's adorableness and how that would throw it all off in the household. But on the other hand, I like that some things will always be the same. Zach will always make the right call, Alicia scares the shit out of everyone she comes into contact with but nobody ever tells her that, and Grace could fuck up everybody's life even if she were asleep, just by the awesome gravity power of her sucky-ness.
MANDY POST
Mandy: "So I heard that you might be a State Supreme."
Diane: "I am so used to hearing rumors about myself! I am into my law practice right now, mostly."
Mandy: "Coming out of bankruptcy, and all."
Diane: "Uh yeah, Mandy. That does help. Because of how money works."
Mandy: "Well, plus the suspension of a name partner..."
Diane: "Last season was a real shitshow for us, in certain ways."
Mandy: "You never took his name off the letterhead. Never even thought about it?"
Diane: "Bitch, if you sprained a finger in a pickup game would you cut off your hand?"
Mandy: "I mean, disbarment, which essentially it was except for how it wasn't..."
Diane: "I don't know that I could speak to the specifics."
Mandy: "Come on, just between us girls. You hate Will Gardner, right? Like you just wish he would get run over by a trolley car, or a herd of buffalo. I mean..."
Diane: "I most certainly do not wish he would get run over by buffalo."
Mandy: "So the trolley car, then? Look, he came back from almost single-handedly destroying your firm by bending the law in his usual way, to get you going again."
Diane: "Uh, no. He's just a fantastic lawyer? That's why we are bros?"
Mandy: "Oh I forgot to turn on my micro-recorder! Silly me. Let's try that again, only this time I want you like, completely at wit's end with how gross I am being. Can we do that?"