Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 62 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT If Our World is Their Heaven
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.06.2013
Diane: "What if I don't do it?"Eli: "Hope we don't find out, huh?"
NSA CASE
Alicia: "This is ridiculous. I've got a million things I could be doing besides waiting outside the He-Man Woman Haters Clubhouse for them to finish whispering dumb stupid secrets in each other's earholes..."
Judge: "Okay I'm back and I find for the government."
Alicia: "But our rebuttal!"
Judge: "What's to rebut? You don't know what they said. Look, I know this is stupid. I hate these pale withered jerk-offs as much as you do. But this is about the law, and I am the judge, so it is my actual job to do that. I do."
Alicia: "Fuck everything."
Gross: "The rage is strong in this one."
Alicia: "I mean for fuck's sake."
Gross: "Yes, Grasshopper. Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and then it's just a quick metro ride to the Dark Side."
Alicia: "And God is empty. Just like meeeeee."
BACK HOME
Nisa: "Wait, why are you dating Becca? You said you didn't want to date anybody!"
Zach: "I'm not dating anybody. Why are you being insane?"
Veronica: "Who's the thirsty chick on the phone?"
Grace: "Nisa."
Veronica: "Oh, the little black girl! I liked her."
Grace: "I don't think you say it like that. You could call her Somali-American I guess?"
Veronica: "Only a very focused viewer that remembers the whole deal with her dad and everything would see how this conversation is rigged to make sense in the narrative the NSA is trying to construct. Otherwise it just seems really odd and awkward."
Zach: "Do you really think my mom's going to appreciate these immodest clothes you've bought for Grace?"
Veronica: "Your mother dressed like this in high school, except it had rips in it. Her father said it looked like a young man's rape fantasy..."
Everybody: "WHOA. WHOA, GRANDMA. WHOA."
Veronica: "...Wouldn't let her wear it. But she found a way. Put 'em in my car, changed on the way to school. Now, let's talk about exactly how much makeup you can wear before you look gross..."
Zach: "To say nothing of the Jesus."
Veronica: "Jesus wants Grace to look hot! Have you even read whatever it's called that they read all the time? And is anybody going to pick up the phone?"